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My roommate went into the kitchen and then came out giggling. “Oh my god,” he said, “do you have your camera.”

Cheers to Spencer, who thinks he is soup.

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Wait, I have something to give you!

[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]

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No limit..✌

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I think they should make a fighting game where all of the characters are from the public domain

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Imagine if you will a big and large dog. Your not making it big enough in your mind. Okay now it's good. Picture its favorite food is berries and salmon. You want to pet it, don't you? Well don't. What you've just invented is a bear. And you're under arrest for inventing the bear.

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The problem with nuclear power plants is that you would want the workers to observe the processes carefully to avoid disaster, however nuclear power plants generate energy by boiling water, so the plant technicians can’t watch what’s happening or the water won’t boil due to the Watchpot Phenomenon. Thankfully scientists have overcome this hurdle in recent decades by squinting so the water thinks their eyes are closed and that it isn’t being watched

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couldnt find any good reaction images online

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I'm starting a collection

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no one:

the pfps in your notes when ur post goes viral:

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Fun fact: the guys at our college’s geology department prop out the doors with their samples. I totally understand why but as someone whose work with samples is necessarily super delicate and sterile it fucks me up so bad

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Superman (2025) dir. James Gunn

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HIGHLY foreboding thrift store omen

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Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation