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Do kids today even understand why podcasts are called podcasts?

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"Who would want to kill the thing that makes maps like this?"

Baru would. Because she would never share this world with Tain Hu. She would never point from a ship's mast and say, See that mountain? I've named it for you.

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i started reading book 3 of masquerade very recently but i'm still devastated about the monster baru cormorant. some notes about this piece under the cut!

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when i first heard about the male loneliness epidemic i was like oh yeah close camaraderie and bonding between men is often discouraged in favor of competition or, if not discouraged, at least filtered through a lens of individualism that precludes deep connections. and then i learned what people meant by it (men arent getting laid) to which i say skill issue

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i love 90s television all these high quality fabrics got me so turned on i almost passed out

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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

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i was cheering for him...

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me: how do churches deal with gluten at communion

first response on a catholic forum:

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“You should be at the club.” No, I should be at the scholastic book fair.

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split this atom with me. i can't eat the whole thing

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Garden

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harrowhark and baru cormorant you are so special to me. pathetic soggy butch girlfailures, savants, best of their generations, lobotomized, tortured by only realizing after her death that the one sword-wielding empathetic butch woman was everything they ever needed as a partner or wanted to be like themselves. barhu and harrow your swag too different. your bitches too bad. they’ll (try to) kill you (over and over)

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Moka with Blue & Pink (2024) by Kenny Harris

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Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

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kinda starting to think that Alecto the Ninth isn’t coming out in 2023…………….

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hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!