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I get a little bit Genghis Khan I don’t want you to get it on With nobody else but me

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3.01 “I don’t know, I thought he came back here because he liked me, or something. I kissed him and he kissed me back and now he’s over there, and I feel so stupid.”

And now I’m thinking about how well this fits with Jess in 6.18

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Not a grown ass police officer who “fears for his life” in site!

#WhitePrivilege 

Cops don’t see danger when it comes to other white people …Even when clear danger exists .

Cops see danger when it comes to black/brown people …Even when no apparent danger exists .

Cultural conditioning .The actions of cops during these recent protests demonstrate bias .

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He seems to like you. And you’re judging this by what? By the way he looked at you.

LUKE & LORELAI, ‘GILMORE GIRLS’ SEASON 1.

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Dean’s love story with the giant slinky in Plucky Pennywhistle’s Magical Menagerie

Giant slinky. Would have killed for one of those when I was a kid.

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You know, I could hunker down at your place. Slither over and watch you eat cake.

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i wanna be WOOED this decade, fully and unrealistically WOOED

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me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

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You will never be as goth as Mary Shelley. Never. It takes too much effort to be that illegal*.

*for illegal read amazingly macabre

Mary Shelley’s favorite keepsake was her dead husband’s heart. After Percy Shelley’s death, the Frankenstein author kept his heart - carrying it with her for almost 30 years until she died in 1851. A year later, it was then found in a desk drawer, wrapped in a copy of one of his final poems. 

(Source, Source 2, Source 3)

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my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

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Today on life as a millennial

*sleeps for 13hrs* is this exhaustion or the depression? 🤔

*REALLY doesn't want to go to Thanksgiving dinner* is this because I want to avoid the Trump supporters or is it the depression? 😑

*notices I'm going to lose a nail because of a blister from a virus that I got from nasty crotch goblins* 😑😑😑 better glue a fake nail on that....oh look! These ones look like shiny beetles!

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my exasperated parents: why must you insist on watching keanu reeves’ movies all day long?

me:

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On a scale of one to Gandalf, how done with the government are you?

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this is a lord of the rings blog and my most successful post is about keanu reeves…seems fitting.