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heyyy so i'm imagining the fe3h guys in a modern club setting. who's dancing with you and who's in the corner wishing they were at home?

i feel like sylvain is an obvious answer; he'd be catching ass and dancing and doing all the works- idk about the rest though. i feel like obviously felix is wishing he was anywhere but out, maybe dimitri is awkwardly trying to match the vibe and claude isn't taking anything seriously. what are your thoughts 🎤

Y'know, technically my requests are closed, but it has been FOREVER since I did a little FE3H headcanon break, so let's talk "sexy run-in at the club" - especially since weirdly enough this is a scenario that makes its way through my brain semi-frequently. Maybe because I'm one of those people who listens to music while thinking "how can I make this about my OCs and/or the character I'm currently fixated on"

As a heads-up, these will be of varying degrees of implied spiciness, and a general CW for booze and cigarettes applies.

FE3H guys x GN!Reader

A night out at The Club TM

Modern AU, semi-NSFW

Linhardt: Absolutely does not want to be here, got dragged here by his friends- that said, connecting with you over a surprisingly in-depth conversation while lingering at the far end of the bar is a welcome oasis in this maelstrom of noise and chaos. The suggestion to find a quiet place to continue your chat (depending on the type of club, a private room or a tucked away back hallway) very gradually and naturally turns handsy and heated as the conversation continues. (tbh I always imagine Lin preferring a hookah lounge over all, but maybe that's because of my own fondness for them- plus, sharing a pipe can be so intimate)

Caspar: The noise, the energy, the hype, he is absolutely living for it, he's ready for a loud and wild night. If you're ready and able to match his energy, it's awesome if a little concerning- but more likely, you'll be the level head to help keep him just a little more focused and sane. It won't be long before he stumbles into you with his face flushed and a goofy smile on his face and leans close to make sure you can hear him over the music when he tells you he can't believe how insanely hot you are.

Ferdinand: He thinks he's there as the group chaperone (he is not, that's Hubert), and he's buzzed sooner than he wants to admit. That said, he absolutely loves dancing, and will gleefully take your hand and pull you into the crowd with him. He's gentlemanly about it, of course- genuinely here to have a good time with you. But the pull between you is undeniable, and he's just so charming when he smiles at you through the flashing lights. You'll have to be the one to make any serious moves if you want to go further, but damn is he receptive if you do.

Hubert: Actually the group chaperone, and only along because he knows exactly how out of hand things could get without someone holding the reins. If you're a wild sort yourself, he'll of course tease you a bit with that crooked, sardonic grin- but he's ultimately gentle and doting about getting you home safely. If you're more the responsible type like him, he enjoys the end of the night, when you both have gotten everyone else settled and finally have some quiet time at your apartment to wind down and get comfortable in a more intimate environment. (Those late night/early morning post-club conversations hit different)

Felix: He's another who's been dragged along by his friends, though depending on the club, he may at least be into the band or DJ. You're more likely to find him smoking out back, more for an excuse to get out of the noise for a bit than anything else. If you're so inclined, he'll definitely share his cig with you, but one way or another by the time Sylvain or Ingrid comes to find you both, he's leaning over you with your back against the brick outer wall and your bodies so close that you have to lurch away from one another when you realize you're not alone. Who knows when he'll have the guts to follow up on the undeniable sexual tension.

Sylvain: As you say, he's absolutely in his element here and is positively drinking it all up. Half way through the night, he's got you pulled against him in the middle of the dance floor, his shirt half-open and his hands shamelessly all over your body. He is genuinely a pretty good dancer, and while your dancing together could practically be considered foreplay, he is impressively on-rhythm. Of course, while he absolutely relishes in the tension between you, the moment you lean close and say into his ear that you want him, he's ready to find somewhere private.

Dedue: He's working the bar, serving up drinks with stoic efficiency and keeping an eye on things to make sure no one gets up to anything too risky. Throughout the night, you just barely catch his eyes lingering on you from time to time, and when you accept your drink from him with a smile, he finally lets slip just the smallest shy smile of his own. By the time you work up the courage to ask him when he finishes his shift for the night, he's got his number written on a cocktail napkin for you and hands it over with your drink order, which he insists is on the house.

Dimitri: Visibly awkward even just walking into the place, probably gets carded a couple times even though he's obviously of age, simply because he looks and acts like he doesn't belong here. That said, with time and maybe a drink or two (not too much- he gets existential when he drinks), he'll relax enough to enjoy just spending the time with you and his friends. Hell, you may even persuade him out onto the dance floor "just for one song," which soon turns into another, and another, as he forgets himself for once just for the chance to be close to you like this.

Ashe: Ashe is always someone who's surprisingly adaptable, so while he's not exactly a party animal, he knows his way around a night out with friends. He's attentive to your mood and your vibe, encouraging you onto the dance floor with him if it seems like it'll help you get out of your head and let loose, or simply lingering against the outer wall and watching the crowd together while you two share a drink and conversation. You two gradually stand closer and closer together- you know, to hear each other better over the music, of course. But when he tentatively asks if you'd like to go get some air with him, you can't help your heart fluttering when you nod.

Claude: He's absolutely down for a rowdy night, and is even more so looking forward to whatever dumb bullshit he and his friends can get up to- he loves a bit of drama on a night out, though he prefers to observe and gossip, rather than be directly involved. Halfway through the night, you'll find him lingering alone on a balcony overlooking the dance floor, but the moment he sees you, he'll call you over with a charming grin, slipping an arm around your waist oh-so casually as he offers you a sip of his drink. It's absolutely intentional that every time he leans close for you to hear him, his breath warmly grazes your ear.

Raphael: He's working security for the venue as a bouncer or some-such, and it's hard not to notice his huge, muscled frame on your way in that night. The next time you see him, he's stopping by the bar while on break, and he greets you with a wide and earnest smile when he notices you staring. He quickly gets caught up chatting with you, and barely remembers to finish grabbing a water and snack before getting back to work- but before he goes, he stammers out that you're really cool and really gorgeous, and fumbles out his phone to ask for your number. (You can also bet that if anyone tries to get even a little fresh with you that night, he'll physically lift them off of their feet to escort them out of the club)

Ignatz: Definitely got peer-pressured into coming along by Claude and Lorenz, but he's doing his best to be open to the experience, at least. He's open minded enough about music that he's enjoying the band or DJ while he nurses some kind of eclectic craft beer in hand. He hadn't realized his friends had persuaded you to come along until you're inviting him out onto the dance floor and they're pushing him towards you with knowing smiles until he follows you, tripping over himself a bit and bumping into you until he steadies himself and starts to get into the rhythm of it all.

Lorenz: If it's a night on the town, Lorenz is going all out; he's got a table reserved for everyone on the second floor balcony and gleefully buys the first round of wildly over-priced cocktails, offering a toast to a night to remember. That said, he also severely over-estimates his tolerance, so a couple hours of dancing and pricey drinks later, he'll be pink in the face and rambling to you about how incredible you look tonight and that he can't keep his eyes off of you. The following day, he vaguely remembers how he embarrassed himself, but does assure you that he meant every drunken compliment with complete sincerity. Maybe something to discuss over a hangover-cure-brunch-date.

Seteth: It's a coworker situation, and he's definitely only here because everyone in the office convinced him that it would be a "productive, team-building exercise" for everyone to get drinks together after work. While he's stiff as ever, even he can't hide the way his eyes linger on you all night, and the way he fusses over you as you work your way through a few drinks raises more than a few eyebrows. Canonically, Seteth has unusually high alcohol tolerance, so he's likely to spend the night adorably flustered by your flirtatious looks and touches while putting all of his focus and energy into making sure you (and everyone else, to be fair) get home safely. And hey, being sternly told to let him know when you get home is one way to get your handsome but uptight coworker's number.

Jeritza: Honestly, he's giving "drummer in the band at a grimy punk bar" vibes, and I'm so here for it. He seems completely entranced and in his own world while performing, but after the set when you need a second to breathe and collect yourself, you step outside to find him smoking out back, and the intensity of his stare freezes you in place. You trade a few words and a few drags of his cigarette, but it doesn't take long for him to quietly admit that he noticed you in the crowd, and it takes even less time after that for him to have you back inside and pressed up against the wall of the green room.

Balthus: He's always in for a good time, and more importantly, a messy and rowdy time. He's got running bets on who's going to tap out first for the night, and it sure as hell isn't gonna be him. Before he's even that tipsy, he'll have you out on the dance floor with him, clumsily but enthusiastically jamming along while screaming the lyrics of every song you two recognize. With enough time to get lost in the blissful chaos of it all, you'll be "that couple" aggressively making out in the middle of the crush of bodies on the dance floor until he huskily whispers to you that you should head to his place.

Yuri: Oh, Yuri has got the hookups. He knows the bartender, knows the owner (or hell, maybe he is the owner), and you'll have as many free drinks as you can handle and night-long access to a private room at your request. He's perfectly comfortable on the dance floor, of course, and sees the push-and-pull game of gradually experimenting with touches and friction while feeling the rhythm along side you to be positively stimulating. He'll have you blissfully pressing your body against him by the time he wordlessly begins to pull you back to the private room with him, a smirk across those lovely lips.

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I was reading your Tibarn stuff and it made me think of Mordecai you just know he would be so gentle and loving

One hundred percent agree that Mordecai would be the sweetest, most gentle giant as a lover- and him with Ranulf isn't something I'd considered, but I sure am considering it now! With Ranulf being a bit more savvy and familiar with Beorc, I could see this being a very sweet and very hot combination. Plus, with Mordecai's burly strength and Ranulf's more graceful dexterity, between the two of them, you'll be treated to quite the range of sensations~~

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I was binge reading your Seteth x reader posts, and it had me thinking. Prior to becoming a couple, how does Seteth act pre dating? I mean, I know probably at the start that he would most likely try to deny he even has a crush. I’m talking about the moment where he’s probably thinking about it and then he’s all like “oh no…”

That's quite a lot to binge read lmao

I think about this often though! I think it can be safely assumed that Seteth takes FOREVER to even realize he's catching feelings, and once he does realize it, it's a major internal crisis for him. He'll have a long period of just trying to stifle it by force and act like nothing's changed, but paradoxically, this only makes him even more stiff and awkward around you. He'll likely go through a short period of trying to avoid you as well- though the moment he realizes that this is only making you upset and lonely, his willpower to separate himself from you positively crumbles. After he's accepted that he has these feelings and has tried and failed at a couple of coping mechanisms, he'll fight as hard as he can to simply "live with it." After all, loving you honestly and in the way you deserve would mean opening up about, well... everything going on with him, and with Flayn- and he's all-too aware that that's a lot to put on someone, especially a mortal. For a long while, he'll pine in silence, convincing himself that it's enough to watch over you and keep you safe, and never seek out anything in return.

For those interested I think this short piece about Seteth, erm, servicing himself while thinking about Reader-chan gets across the kind of tortured mood I imagine for this stage of the relationship.

Honestly in the end, it's going to take either you or Flayn or both finally confronting him about this and convincing him that he deserves love and to pursue his own happiness. I adore the idea that Flayn catches on to his feelings for you super early on- potentially even before he himself has realized them. Wing-woman Flayn is just too precious a thought pswosigjpewogj agh please my daughter I love her so much

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I've done one or two smut pieces about OCs of mine paired with each other in the past, but sometimes I get so delirious about my special guys that I wanna do, like, OCxReader fics lmao which is such an absurd and self-indulgent move, but man it's so tempting. I honestly feel like there might be something healing for me in treating my OCs like they have their own fandom, even though it's obviously just me (and to a certain extent, my tabletop friends). Sometimes I just get to wound up with affection for them that I feel like a 'fan' when I draw them or write about them. Anyway, maybe next time I get in a serious writing rut and need something to pull me through, I'll try out OCxReader and see how that feels lol.

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I imagine that Claude is really good with his hands. Like really good. My muscles are a wreck and I bet he could give a massage that would turn me into putty.

Oh, one million percent, dear Friend Anon, there's no way Claude's not the kinda guy to have you just melting in his hands- total relaxation sneak-attack. Definitely also the type to use it as a gradual but sensual transition into something a little spicier, if the mood strikes.

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Omg guys listen.

So for YEARS, since at least 2020 (possibly 2019), I've been getting comments from this one person about this one fic. It was a LethexSoren fic, which I did pretty much entirely to challenge myself to write hate sex in a way that was still fully consensual. Not the point- anyway, this one person is absolutely obsessed with this fic and has, for FIVE YEARS (at least) been leaving comments on this fic (on both AO3 and fanfic .net of all places), and eventually on my other, unrelated fics as well, bugging me about continuing it and deeply, deeply obsessed with the logistics/genetics of Lethe and Soren having a kid. I don't check fanfic-dot-net anymore obviously, but they come on and comment as a guest on AO3, which of course means I can't block them unless I stop accepting comments from guests entirely.

BUT ALSO, I've been receiving spam comments of bible verses for a few years as well. This, I assumed, was a bot. But just now. I got a comment from this person on an unrelated compilation of my Seteth smut. And I'll just leave it right here.

HAS THE LETHEXSOREN BREEDING OBSESSED PERSON BEEN THE SAME AS THE BIBLE VERSE PERSON THIS WHOLE TIME??

And I wanna make one thing clear. Generally, I adore getting comments, it gives me life, it motivates me, it's the main thing that keeps me wanting to write and post. And I understand that some people don't have English as their first language, or might communicate differently than me, etc. etc. etc. But this person has spent FIVE YEARS, following me across multiple platforms to needle me about a fic I have made clear I have no interest in continuing, to the point of here even telling me to "apply myself" and demanding that I write what they want me to, at the expense of the things I actually want to write.

Man, I can't believe the LethexSoren person was the same as the Bible person..... absolutely wack. Anyway, if you feel this strongly about it, write it your damn self tbh.

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nipple play over the clothes is so hot. what i wouldn't do to have my nipples groped, pinched and twisted in public, trying to maintain the composure, big hands getting their way around my body and all i can do is stand there and drown in simulation.

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To me personally, the mc in WHB can be pretty strong. If that was me coming up against Asmodeus' aura I'd probably just lose my mind entirely, i would not been half as cute about it as the mc was- bro i'd be gone, no thoughts, head empty. i wouldn't even be able to roast him or anything one stare would have my pusspuss dropping to the floor i'd be dead

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He does not mean that, Gojo.

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Bonus: post that'd make ideal recruitment dialogue

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Im back! (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) and ya'll hear me out! gender bend Satan x Racer rin's outfit from musedash (,,> ᴗ <,,)♡

I am so gay for her y'all (˶˃ω˂˶)♡ she is so hot GAHD DAMNNN

I was playing some games and i got back on muse dash and seeing this outfit from rin reminded me of satans victory bike on his attacker card and it just sparked this idea to me ♡

And also genderbend satan cause i remembered the first time playing i thought he was a girl cause i was skipping text and saw 'daughter' and i assumed he was the daughter lol (i am slow y'all im sorry, it took me a while to realize)

btw new watermark look! i am obsessed with a certain brush so im gonna use it for my watermarks now, i also use it for trying to replicate satan's signature lol

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some days you cannot help but pity some people

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you’re not supposed to shotgun CIGARETTE smoke. it’s usually either weed or sativa or something similar. i could see his nasty freak ass doing this though lmao

Small comic of beelzebub and my oc vivina ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ i like drawing them together lol Smoke kisses (aka "shotgun kiss") looks hot but tbh i feel like sensation would be horrible with all that smoke (/╥▽╥)/, nonetheless i do like the idea and made a small interaction between them ♡<(˶ᵔᵕᵔ˶)

i may or may not do more of them together, they are fun to draw afterall ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و (unless theres another character that might also work with her lol)

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modern empath crisis of faith

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sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.

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Once upon a time, on a sunny beach day

A pot met a kettle, and they fell right away

Ref:

@unpeeled-human

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big post of all of the colored manga pages. dont think im gonna do the rest of the pages