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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.

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I've gone properly down the Date Everything rabbit hole because I am such a fangirl of many of these voice actors. Dawn is making fun of me because I just want the friendship ends with everyone? But then I heard that when you finish the game after the credits it starts again and you still have the gifts everyone gave you but you have to play the game 3 times and get the hate/friend/love endings with everyone to get all their gifts? And I'm a completionist so ... my answer is a spreadsheet. Except I'm printing it.

I'm going to keep it in my gaming notebook so I can mark down which endings I've got which which people and which gifts I've gotten.

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does anyone have that quote that goes something like 'white germans under the nazis lived just fine as long as they were loyal to the state, gave their children to the army, and paid their taxes, and in this sense many americans would be comfortable living under fascism' trying to find who said it but google is giving me jack shit

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The farmer is having a potty break among the counting books

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New cat Frankie spends so much time looking exactly like that Art Deco print of le Chat Noir it's wild. I love him.

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Yesterday I was outside with Holly (well supervised. She's only out when we'll supervised) and can I just show you her perfect little face? (I was lying down so please forgive the angles.)

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Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

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god sends his most painful joints to his sleepiest warriors who honestly don’t need more shit to deal with right now

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URGH. Emmerich Holyblade and I just went to The Ceremony to receive our RPG Job Titles, and he OBVIOUSLY got Chosen Hero Sword Saint. So now he's gonna set out to kill the Demon Lord of Darkness.

Me? I just got Dark Mage. Honestly, it's pretty rare, but the job opportunities are also limited. You either get into covert assassination or dungeon raiding.

God, just because we're the only two kids in The Village, Emmerich Holyblade automatically assumes this makes us friends. He doesn't even realize I hate him and his stupid smug swordsman ass.

URGGHHHH he just asked me to join his Grand Hero's Party. fuck. I can't just say no if the Grand Holy King himself is gonna payroll us to do this shit. Whatever man. Let's rock till the Demon Lord of Darkness is dead, and then I can retire and never see Emmerich Holyblade again.

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Please forgive me if you're in my groupchat and have already seen this. The Aldi by my work has a door that sounds like R2D2 screaming. It's been tickling my brain for weeks and I keep forgetting to get it on camera. The whole time you're shopping it's just over and over

Which is the ultimate joy adder. I might stop by later today and just go in and out and in and out so you can really appreciate the majesty but for now please enjoy these 3 seconds.

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"Why is it a problem if students use AI to get through college"

Because if you demonstrate to me that you're willing to set aside concern for truth, evidence, and verifying things with your own eyes whenever it happens to be inconvenient for you, I have a solemn responsibility to make sure you don't get into medical school.

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the letter of the week is N

we have that letter hiding somewhere in the stacks and if kids find it they get a stamp on their hand. I always ask what their favorite word is that begins with that letter when I stamp their hand. My favorite interactions from today? Me: Great job! What's your favorite word that begins with the letter N? Kid: I got nothin. Me: oooo! Nothing! That's a great one! Me: Fabulous finding! Do you have a favorite word that begins with N? Kid: Nope. Me: Nope is a pretty fun word that begins with the letter N. Love it

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Popeleo casts Hydro Pump with Holy Water! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!

My friends, I present to you ... Popeleo

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My friends, I present to you ... Popeleo