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hey anyone else remember this

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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

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why watch naruto when u can watch every naruto opening and ending and have the best experience of ur life w the plus that when u finish, unlike ppl who actually watched the show, you wont want to kill yourself

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how do you think hinata felt being the only girl to not have feral sasuke disease only for the boy she likes to end up having it  

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first base is kissing. second base is dying in his arms. third base is evolving your eye powers because of him. fourth base is killing him so you can be truly alone

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hxh told me i could smile again mp100 told me my life is my own naruto told me im going to be crushed by the oppressive weight of my childhood dreams coming to fruition and caged in by depthless impersonal heterosexual marriage

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as cringe as you think naruto is, you must understand that nobody hates naruto as much as people who love naruto

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“It is a different kind of love than one feels towards their father and mother, it is a special feeling that is utterly indescribable.”

— Itachi’s feelings towards Sasuke in the novel Itachi Shinden

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yeah no naruto and sasuke aren’t in my dream blunt rotation. sorry. naruto would start thinking that everyone around him hates him and he’d have a weed panic attack and sasuke would just…. do this

for 2 hours

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sasuke: what the fuck is wrong with you

naruto: look if you’re trying to tell me you don’t like me i’d prefer you just say it

sasuke: i’m obsessed with you actually you mean everything to me

sasuke: but seriously what the fuck is wrong with you

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this image srsly makes me insane .

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Can we get Rin squinting at how gay Kakashi is from beyond the grave?

hmmm

obito…….. nobito

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He wants to fuck me and he cant stand it