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Part One! Two witches are forced to cohabitate in order to raise the baby promised to both of them.

This comic was based on this post. (You can also see my old version on the link if you wanna see how far it's come.)

If you enjoyed this make sure to check out Part Two, and if you feel very generous and had a nice time you can drop me a Ko-fi. Comics are a labor of love and money really helps out while I'm in school!

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Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

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suspenders (American English) and suspenders (British English) are a butch/femme couple actually

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I think a lot of the local coverage of England in football tournaments lacks humility and awareness that the other stories are probably going to be just as interesting.

Maybe I come at it from my weird Eurovision angle where when people say "Oh but the UK never win" I just look at them like "and who said I give half a hoot about that?". But anyway. A bit less 'oh yeah we're definitely going to win the whole thing' and a bit more 'this is fantastic, look at all these amazing players creating the best Narrative on the planet, isn't it great to participate'

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Reblog if you're comfortable receiving crabs on Crab Day (July 29th) so all your beloved followers know who they can comfortably crab on crab day (July 29th) without feeling nervous about crabbing someone 9n Crab Day (July 29th).

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Pequeño pero matón

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Me taking my hypothetical children to pride:

See that man in the dog mask? He's playing a game of make believe with his friends to have fun, just like we do! See how his tail is wagging?

See that man with a gun? He's part of a violent institution that serves the ruling elite and upholds white supremacy. Fifty years ago he would have been raiding all these bars and arresting us all. He could shoot you in the face right now and probably not even lose his job. If he tries to talk to you, remember to say, "I won't speak with you unless I have an attorney present."

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I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table  arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”

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Binders are hand wash only and I've STRUGGLED and i cannot recommend enough: get your ass an antique washboard! Get one with a textured glass board! Rub soap onto the textured part of the glass and then rub your binder against it and all sweat and soil fucking disappears! This washboard must have been a huge game changer for our ancestors who used to have to lay shit on a rock and beat it with a stick. The textured glass washboard makes hand washing so fucking easy! Trans man lifehack, wash your tit holster like a Victorian lady!!

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I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

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Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The eeb that deebs, the blorb that plinks!

’Twas Tumblr, and the slithy memes Did bode and call out on the dash: Fucken WIMDY were the shitpost streams, And of things was the trash.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The eeb that deebs, the blorb that plinks! Beware of Shittos Glup, and shun Bendlebick Cumperdincks!”

He took his discourse sword in hand; Long time the chungus foe he sought— So rested he in the ball pit (free!) And sat awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish (derogatory) thought he sat, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came GIFfling through the old group chat, And hurgled as it came!

UWU! UWU! And through and through The discourse blade went "Um, actually, the Jabberwock is coded as friendly because 'eyes of flame' means red and orange, and those are warm and inviting colors according to 'color theory', which I guess you haven't heard of and don't understand." He left it dead, and with its head He man car door hook hand.

“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boi! O #frabjousday! Sounds fake but okay!” He reblogged in his joy.

’Twas Tumblr, and the slithy memes Did bode and call out on the dash: Fucken WIMDY were the shitpost streams, And all of us were trash.

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punk as hell to be trans. looked at gender norms and told from the start which gender to be and went "nah fuck that"

i love you binary trans people. i love you non binary trans people. i love you genderqueers, genderfluids, genderfluxes, xenogenders, agenders, bigenders. i love you "my gender is your mom" people. i love you people whos gender links to their presentation. i love you people who's gender doesn't. i love you heterosexual trans people. i love you butches, transmascs, trans men, boygirls, boys who are boys only when they feel like it, boys who aren't boys at all, boys who aren't anything else. i love you femmes, transfems, trans women, girlboys, girls who aren't quite girls, girls who love being tomboys, girls who hate being tomboys, girls who don't mind it all that much, people who want to medically transition, people who don't. i love you, neopronouns users, i love you "my gender takes an 84 slide power point to explain" i love you "my gender is anybodys guess" i love you "my gender is nobody's business but mine". i love you black, indigenous, indian, latinx, asian trans people, i love you religious trans people, i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you

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Mom’s potato staring at me across the room