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Children please stop calling the slightest hint of sexual desire “gooning” I’m going to strangle all of you

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Day 17 - "War's End" Kiss

Despite everything it's still you

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[My Social Media and Patreon]

[Masterpost]

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I love shipping shit nobody else has even thunk of. I’m 10k years in advance compared to these other gay people. It’s me and this one other person who wrote fics in 2010 and hasn’t posted since against the world. I’m reading this shit from the ancient scrolls and understanding it.

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most frustrating thing in the world is when you really like a character who sucks, and you know they suck, so you’re chill with people who dislike or even hate them because… well they suck, you get it. but then a whole bunch of people hate them for things that just aren’t actually accurate or canon to the character and just treat these inaccurate and awful character traits as a given, so then you feel like you gotta be this scumbag’s defense attorney. free my man, he did so much awful shit but he didn’t do that

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a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

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Phainon and Sunday in the same banner. Emilie next banner, Citlali coming up AND a rumored Sumeru chronicled, I am SO cooked.

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       11 days until Phainon's release

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Pros and cons of taking pictures of Sethos:

Pros: Sethos :)

Cons: Hourglass :(

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SEX WITH A BISEXUAL LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!

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that one ingame edit of sunday with short hair that i find really REALLY cute

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all debates abt the artistic merits of fanfiction fail to recognize the purpose of fic. you don’t write fic to be published or to learn how to construct a narrative although you can use it to develop style. you write it so that your friends will message you “bestie you’re utterly deranged for this one im eating dirt” 

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Sethos chases Scara like a lovesick puppy. He showers him with compliments, all truthful yet sweet. At every opportunity, Sethos tries to get his attention like a starving man and Scara is the last source of nourishment left in Teyvat.

The second Scara starts showing interest back, though? Sethos shuts down completely. Scara smiles at him, and Sethos falters. Scara gives him a gift, and Sethos drops it like it has burnt him and runs for the hills.

The only reason Scara doesn't give up is because he knows that behavior, it's like looking into a mirror when he sees the fear and self-doubt in Sethos' eyes.

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"They tried to kill eachother!!" oh my godddd that was only a couple of timessss and they were literally flirtingggg shut uppppp

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pride and prejudice

4/100

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In other news, I've started playing hsr just so I can eventually pull Phainon 🙂‍↕️

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somebody called argenti and boothill guns n roses and i think thats neat