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licenseddoctor · 4 days
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licenseddoctor · 5 days
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licenseddoctor · 10 days
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A really fat guy using nunchucks as chopsticks
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licenseddoctor · 13 days
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Watching the corn pop video is so wonderful because is so wonderful. Joe biden when he was urestrained like a wild horse in the plains
He isn't allowed to old man ramble and tell weird old timey politician stories about straight razor gang fights cause you called a guy Esther like west side story and that's sad
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licenseddoctor · 15 days
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The tacobell app has NEVER been a convenience
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licenseddoctor · 15 days
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People contain multitudes dumbass
I confuse people. i have a happy personality and a sad soul. i'm bold but shy. i love deeply but sometimes i feel heartless. i'm healing and hurting at the same time. i'm dedicated to growth, but i self sabotage
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licenseddoctor · 16 days
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I love Brian Jordan Alvarez so much but I can't justify another streaming service so I am languishing and dying
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licenseddoctor · 20 days
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Batman and Robin is so good
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licenseddoctor · 22 days
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Do you think I could convince my girlfriend to do gay nirvana the band costumes for Halloween?
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licenseddoctor · 22 days
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Look at this wonderful one
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licenseddoctor · 24 days
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The cat wants to come in and out of my room but I won't leave the door open because of roommates and my window ac how do I stop the door here?
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licenseddoctor · 27 days
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Coming up with a fursona seems fun as hell tbh you don't have to be a furry to imagine
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licenseddoctor · 28 days
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I haven't seen the movie do they put any emphasis on the last guy pooping? Because I bet it's crazy on a scientific level but pretty anticlimactic as far as gross places for poop to go considering everything else going on
Vertical human centipede for pee
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licenseddoctor · 28 days
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Need a matt johnson type bitch
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licenseddoctor · 28 days
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I forgot roy cohn's name earlier
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licenseddoctor · 2 months
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I found it
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Please does anyone have that picture of Joe biden looking up with a childlike look of fear and confusion like he met god or something??? He's in front of a dark background and im pretty sure hes walking on a stage It's driving me insane and I can't find it anywhere
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licenseddoctor · 2 months
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