Tess. 27. they/them or zie/hir. a fop, a butch, a dandy, a dyke. white. jewish. in my bard era. [header id: a digital drawing of Z'ress, a drow, and Ingot, a winged tiefling, cuddling by a massive fire that obscures most of their bodies. icon id: Darby and Raina from Sagas of Sundry: Dread. they're both looking off to the left, Darby with an incredulous expression and Raina smiling. the background is an orange and blue image of the horsehead nebula. end id]
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in a fandom called my unnamed oc world
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#mine is (and has been for over a decade) a very very old welcome to night vale poster#that has nothing to do with wtnv#it's a blue person's head with a hole instead of a face#and a fish coming out through the hole#and text that says 'weird at last weird at last g-d almighty weird at last'
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your song's no good 'round here.
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Time to give our client a status update.
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[image description: a still from the episode "Mixology Certification" of Community, showing Jeff and Britta making out in the backseat of a car with Abed sitting next to them, staring blankly. an Onion headline in the bottom corner says, "Parents Promise Children That Divorce Won't Prevent Them From Drunkenly Hooking Up On Occasion." end id]
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[image description: a still of Flint from Black Sails, in the rowboat just before the shark hunt, listening to Silver (offscreen) confess his theft of the Urca gold. end id]
I've decided to clean the gallery on my phone and.

found myself staring at this picture like for half an hour. I may not be posting about him too much but. he's living rent free in my head every second
idk it's... tender of sort...... and the scene— help
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the huge points dropoff between the raspberry racers in third and the o'rangers in fourth... yowza. it's tight at the top and it's tight just below the top but it is not at all tight between them
savage speeders are really eating shit this year. I never thought I would see the day. wowowowow
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that third lane is the kiss of death in the 5m sprint. as soon as that's where galactic were set up for the first heat I knew we were done. that's fine. we'll drop in the overall standings but at least we still beat the speeders
savage speeders are really eating shit this year. I never thought I would see the day. wowowowow
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savage speeders are really eating shit this year. I never thought I would see the day. wowowowow
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STEP ONE of treating that stab wound I gave you is letting me tonguefuck it
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imagining an interview with long john silver scenario
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it’s really easy to become obsessed with a shakespeare play you just have to watch one version of it and then read the play and then go mad trying to watch every possible version of it you can find and then study several centuries worth of performance history and controversy
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[image description: four gifs, arranged in columns, comparing dialogue from Anne and Eleanor. on the left, Anne says, "That fucking island. Makes you do shit you don't wanna do." on the right, Eleanor says, "Amazing, this place. Somehow leaves no options other than to hurt the ones you love." end id]
How is it we haven’t figured that out by now?
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the length of eliot's redemption s2 hair is HOOOOOOO gender. there's something about men with hair just below their shoulders that sends me into a frenzy
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