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i put my whole pussy into the lineart of this squirrel no one talk to me about literally anything else

[Image ID, same as Alt Text: A black and white illustration of a squirrel with heavy, dynamic line weight]

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer | “Bargaining Part I”

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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 5.11

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disturbed by how little ppl acknowledge the secondary health risks of vampire bites. if your vampire lover is drinking your blood you MUST be up to date on your tetanus shot. puncture wounds are at especially high risk for tetanus infections. just because your partner was born in 1312 doesn’t mean you have to die like it.

moreover they should be prepping the bite point with an alcohol wipe.

and while I’m at it, I’ve noticed a blithe disregard for health & safety when it comes to blood pacts. can’t believe I have to say this but you should absolutely NOT be cutting your palm open with the pocket knife from your belt holster (??????)

if you’re expecting to be in a blood pact/oath situation please just pick up some sterile finger lancets from the pharmacy. cannot stress this all enough.

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Baby potato

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So close LibreOffice! The word I was looking for was arsenal.

Thanks for the suggestion though.

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[image description: gifset of a scene from the Golden Girls. Rose and Dorothy sit at the kitchen table, while Blanche stands beside them. Dorothy blithely says, "So the woman had 56 boyfriends in 1 year. She's not a slut." Rose says, "Thank you, Dorothy." Dorothy says, "She is the slut. She's the Grand Poo-Bah of Slutdom. She's the easiest woman in this room." Blanche, now sitting at the table as well, turns to Dorothy in offense and says, "Dorothy Zbornak, you take that back." Dorothy gestures to Blanche and says, "The slut is dead." she then gestures to Rose and says, "Long live the slut." Blanche pouts, looking off to the side, and says in annoyance, "I'm the biggest slut." end id]

The Golden Girls – 7.14: Old Boyfriends

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[image description: a tag that reads, "never feel empty or dead inside. there's meat in there." end id]

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

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Willow: She's my girl. Buffy: I understand. Willow: (nods) I know you do.

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 5.19

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black sails main title sound of my summer for 10000 years

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i could fuck a thunderstorm if i really put my mind to it

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POV the cuntiest mass murderer in all of Nassau is about to tell you a story about a Spaniard named Vasquez

reference under the cut

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take my mermaid quiz boy

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really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style

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i'm curious, what's everyone's Default Outfit? like what would you be always drawn wearing in a cartoon? mine is concert tee + mid length skirt

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okay I have to know. does anyone else out there pronounce the "georg" in "spiders georg" like "gay-org" (like an organisation for gay people, I guess), or is that just something my ex made up?