just dropped the fucking sun into my bath, nbd
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leonardo dicaprio is neither a leo or capricorn hes a scorpio and that pisses me off
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Be a good person, but don’t waste time proving it.
(via champagnemamiaj)
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this is life changing
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It’s ironic how our hearts can still get hurt by something we’ve seen coming.
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me on a date: So what's your Hogwarts house?
them: Idk I'm not really a big fan of Harry Potter
me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: Sorry I have to go rn
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ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP YOU MOTHER FUCKING AMERICANS
THESE HERE ARE CALLED SCOOBYWUFFERS AND THEY ARE THE BEST THING EVER MADE. NEVER HEARD OF THEM? THATS BECAUSE THEY ONLY EXIST IN BRITAIN. THEY COME IN TWO FLAVOURS AND THEY’RE MY FAVOURITE FOOD EVER. SOMETIMES I GO DOWN BY THE HARBOUR AND EAT THEM AFTER A HARD DAY OF LABOUR. THEY COME IN ALL KINDS OF COLOURS AND THERE’S A HOLE IN THE CENTRE OF THEM. BET YOU AMERICANS ARE PRETTY JEALOUS HUH
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