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rest. rest now. I'll hold you

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Claudia + Birds + "Baby Lulu" [insp.]

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whenever we’re talking about how insane he is it’s always “Armand tortured 2 men for 4 days because his boyfriend was shit talking their mutual ex” or “Armand thinks it’s unsexy to have hobbies” but never that he’s a 600 year old ipad baby. he spent all of season 1 playing subway surfers in the corner. Louis was telling us the story of his abusive marriage and his boytoy was sitting on the couch watching mr beast videos with the sound turned off. to me that is crazier. who taught you how to use that thing queen you’re from the dark ages

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I’ve seen people bring up the fact that at the end of 2x04 Louis and Armand are fighting and then boom, start of 2x05 they’re the most sickly sweet in love we’ve seen them yet

I could be misremembering things. But uh. We haven’t heard anything about the removed diary pages since Louis asked to see them at the end of 2x01 and Armand agreed to gather them for him, have we?

Louis definitely hasn’t been given them because we know what’s in those pages, and we know it’s something Armand is trying to protect Louis from. But Louis was pretty insistent about it. And he hasn’t followed up on that at all since.

I’ve seen the interpretation that the beginning of 2x05 lovesick storytelling is just Louis and Armand putting up a united front to make up for fighting in front of Daniel before that. But the diary page discussion doesn’t happen in front of him. They have no reason to pretend in front of him for that particular thing.

Louis asked for the diary pages, Armand agreed. Louis was never given them. And we haven’t heard anything about it since.

I could see the performative unity interpretation of the 2x05 scene if it were in isolation. But both of these happen as they’re getting ready to sleep — getting ready to rest — and then the story abruptly forgets they ever happened. They parallel each other too closely for me to think the writers don’t want us to connect those

Armand, for as loving and protective as I know he’s trying to be, as well intentioned as I know he thinks he is, has rewritten the memory and mind and intentions and feelings of the love of his life multiple times in a matter of days

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I know it’s not gonna happen but I think the funniest possible course for Armand to take post-S2E5 is to say “Damn, my memory cuts off there too. WHOOOOO could’ve done this?”

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darling, wake up— stop screaming, it’s me. darling, what does “ratioed” mean in the context of this internet communication I’ve just received? is it a taunt

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imagine you're anthony bourdain getting invited by maxim de winter to his beautiful estate in manderley to record an upcoming Food Network special. you have a michelin star level meal and then maxim starts ranting about some woman named rebecca and how this bitch ruined his life through her manipulative gorilla grip pussy and baby trapping. maxim starts crying when you point out a hole in his bullshit story and then mrs. danvers, the housekeeper who has been creepin in the corner this whole time, levitates off the ground and yells "HE SAID NO PICKLES" before you get a sudden flashback to when you were 20 years old in a stank ass apartment, offering to suck mrs. danvers' cock to stop the telekinetic torture she's inflicting on your body for trying to fuck mr. de winter while high on drugs. well something really similar happened to my grandpa daniel molloy

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it’s always 2 dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyyyy”

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do you know what it means to be loved by death

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old flame

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«‎You sound just like your mother»

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daniel, 20 horny high, listened to louis rant about his ex husband and said. well I could fix you. make me a vampire, I can fix you. And when louis' husband walked in to begin jealous torture o'clock he said. let me suck your dick, I can make it up to you, just let me suck your dick. NEVER say he didn't try

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His ass is not the quiet I've been longing for

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The quiet you've been longing for

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is that what makes you fascinating?

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armand, doing arguably the most evil thing anyone can do: convincing a human that they want to die

louis, doing the exact opposite, holding onto the last thread of his humanity and goodness: convincing daniel to live