lickingmalachite
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Caramon: Once you’ve hit rock bottom the only place to go is up!
Raistlin: You underestimate me. I’ve brought my pickaxe and I’m ready to dig.
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I knew poinsettias "faked" having big flowers by just turning some leaves red but I didn't know the real tiny flowers in the middle looked like such idiots



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Did you know? Or did you forget? You can do whatever you want with your art. Put random scribbles wherever. Horizontal lines over your character. Add dots everywhere and on everything. Draw eyes different than the rest of the face. Change art styles halfway through. Cut and glue paper cutouts. Use paints and markers together. Use all the filters. Use photos on top to add texture.
You can do what you want. Like literally literally literally.
Add a rubber ducky in the corner for no reason, put text in different languages on the background, leave your handprints or wipe your fingers on the paper.
Go have fun now this stuff isn't meant to be stressful for you
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i don’t care what anyone says, the “multiple floating weapons controlled by telepathy/whatever” is, has been, and always will be cool as shit
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(theres a 🌚 version proceed with caution thx k bye bye)
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you reckon the valar ever looked at the state of middle earth and thought oh man we should have just legalised gay marriage
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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
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“Someday there’ll be a celebration throughout Oz that’s all to do with me.” 💔
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