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✯ ☽ ●  indignatics.

“Well, he tried.”

          ❛ try ?? there is no trying.  i’ll be chasing dreams while you’re lounging.  win every time.  grind twenty four seven.  no sleep. ❜

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        ‘ It was December 24th on Hollis ave in the DARK,  when I see a man chilling with his dog in the park.   I approached very slowly with my heart full of fear,  looked at his dog,  oh my god,  an ILL reindeer !! But then I was illin’ because the man had a beard and a bag full of goodies, 12 o'clock had neared.  I turned my head a second and the man had gone,  but he left his wallet smack dead on the lawn.  I picket the wallet up then I took a pause,  took out the license and it cold said Santa Claus.   A million dollars in it, cold hundreds of g's.  Enough to buy a boat and matching car with ease.  But I'd never steal from Santa, cause that ain't right.  So I'm going home to mail it back to him that night !! ’  Lance recites one of his favourite holiday songs for the hunnies he came with,  waiting in line for the Magical Christmas Circus.

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✯ ☽ ●   gracejameson:

         “ i believe i got a solid HALF of that. – but, please. do the rest of the population a favor and don’t ever say … babygyal again. ”

          ‘ I can slow it down for you,  ma. ’  He has to laugh,  shaking his head.  ‘ You’re asking a chicken not to BAWCAWK,  a Romeo not to chirpse the hunnies.  Alright,  alright,  maybe you’re not a babygyal flex.  You can be gyaldem,  then.  I’ll be your mandem,  you know,  like mates.  You’re proper sheltered like.  Never been to my ends and heard a lad talk like this,  init ?? ’ 

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✯ ☽ ●  gracejameson:

         “ —- whatever just happened … blame it on the living bacon. ”

           ‘ Only bacon manz is ever interested in is the kind he can EAT,  feel me,  babygyal ?? ’