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Now that I’m an adult, I don’t get bored anymore. Just depressed.
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if i have to fight for your attention then fuck your attention.
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Clouds look like incoming tsunami. From here
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So I tuned into the live hurricane coverage and this dude’s just kind of chillin’.
It’s a big deal, dude. A very big deal.
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Throw Snickers at Irma because you’re not you when you’re hungry
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Who ready for the world’s largest beyblade duel? LET IT RIP!
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someone take away Poseidon’s fidget spinners, I think he has a problem
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Fun Fact
5.6 million Floridians have been ordered to evacuate so far. Florida shelters can hold 1 million people. Welcome to the Titanic.
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anyway this is the only theory I will accept now
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as a general rule, if you’re seriously asking yourself “but what if I’m faking?” then odds are you’re not faking.
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