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Man: Hi can I get a haircut?

Me: You can but you’re going to have to wait for half an hour.

Man: Oh no its okay I’ll just take whoever’s available.

Me: No one is available right now. It’s going to be a half hour wait.

Man: Oh its okay just give me whoever can take me right now.

Me: There. Is. No. One. Available. To. Give. You. A. Hair. Cut. Right. Now.

Man: what do you mean?

Me rapidly losing patience: I have a colour and my coworker has a Perm. We are both busy and there is no one else in the salon. So if you’d like to take a seat we can fit you in in 30 minutes.

Man: Oh….. Well I don’t want to wait.

Me: Then I suggest you make an appointment and come back and you won’t have to wait.

Man: So there’s no one available right now?

Me:

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Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

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Marilyn Monroe photographed by Sam Shaw, 1957

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So I think

of our old,

beautiful

memories,

as if

they could

instantly

bring you

back to me.

Tell me how to stop dreaming about you. // ma.c.a

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Aopecia Update. The one on the top of my head has grown back significantly but my hairline on the bottom both sides have gotten worse. ):

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“I want both. I want freedom and power.”

“He’ll never give you any of that. The Dark Lord. The thought of you, of any of us, having both terrifies him.”

“Why is that?”

“He’s a man, isn’t he?”

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When you screw up something small and your anxiety doesn't let you forget it all day

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