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Jesper: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Kaz and Inej’s conversation?

Matthias: I’m in the laundry basket.

Nina: I’m in the washing machine.

Wylan: I’m in the closet.

Nina: We accept you Wylan <3

Wylan: No, I’m literally in the closet.

Jesper: Love is love <3

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I found this on Instagram and...

The comments are killing me

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You can love a character & still admit when they’re wrong. I love Kaz Brekker but I acknowledge his flaws (none, he’s perfect) and I can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) an call him out on his actions (which are always right).

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why didnt you call the cops or cps?

how about this: when i was 9 and my stepdad beat me until i passed out and i told my friends at school, my teacher over heard and i was interviewed by cps. they also went to my house when i was at school. when i got home, my step father was waiting on the couch, and told me who visited him that day. he told me if i ever snitched again he would beat me to within an inch of my life.

how about this: my mother locked me out of the house when i was 14 and when i cried so loud the neighbors called the cops, the cop told me i should have been respectful of my mother who was trying to sleep.

how about this. the demon you know is less scary than the demon you don’t.

children in abused households are raised to fear the idea of being taken away. children in abusive households see that help makes things worse.

dont you ever blame an abuse victim for not going to the authorities.

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Please go watch Sex Explained on Netflix. Not only is it a great resource for the basic sex education that is sorely lacking in the U.S., but some of ya’ll need to take a deep breath and remember the difference between fantasy vs reality. This purity culture thing that we’re going through right now is directly harmful to responsible, healthy sexual expression. BTW this woman, Lisa Diamond, is a noted psychologist and has been pushing for greater understanding of womens sexuality as a whole.

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may the record show that i have died

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Don’t let anyone ever simplify you to just pretty.

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I have this headcanon that Kaz can’t actually tell if Inej is following him 100% of the time so he’ll just randomly be like “I know you’re there, what do want?” when there’s no one there. One time he stopped a mugger this way (the mugger was new and didn’t know his reputation) Just imagine yourself hiding in an alley, about to jump this dude and he just straight up says “I know you’re there” all deadpan. I’d be gone quicker than my friends when I start ranting about Six of Crows.

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“Do you think the universe fights for souls to be together? Some things are too strange and strong to be coincidences.” ~Emery Allen

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@sixofcrowsnet heist: fairytales - Ketterdam’s Demjin - Dirtyhands

“Kaz Brekker was gone, and Dirtyhands had come to see the rough work done.”

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Jesper: maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way

Kaz: no i want my fucking gold

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Happy Holidays everyone!

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Finally finished the set! This took a crazy long time to complete, but I’m happy with the result

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How the fuck do I love this pyschopath

-a poem about Kaz Brekker

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SOC characters ranked by how tolerable they would be to listen to in a conversation about politics

(Inspired by post by @lynchbrothers)

1. Inej- knows what she’s talking about, very socially conscious and has reasonable ideas about justice and legitimate action.

2. Wylan- keeps updated on politics and actually understands what’s going on.

3. Nina- has a pretty good sense of how government works but her answer to everything would be probably assassination. Comments “direct action” whenever mercher’s get robbed by other gangs.

4. Jesper- tells everyone he believes in the political party of “be gay do crime.” Actually has some smart opinions if he’s being serious, especially for social aspects. Also, fuck imperialism!

5. Kuwei- has ZERO idea of how politics work and doesn’t want to know. He learned “be gay do crime” from Jesper. Also says “eat the rich” at least once a day.

6. Kaz- was almost killed by Inej when he said “I’m socially liberal but fiscally conservative.” Doesn’t care that they’re intrinsically linked. Definitely a libertarian.

7. Matthias- okay he’s trying but we all know he says offensive shit a lot.

8. Pekka- thinks he understands politics and speaks over everyone about it, but he definitely knows nothing. Makes fun of political correctness. Thinks he’s edgy but is actually a capitalist tool.

9. Jan Van Eck- ugh I cannot even imagine how horrible this conversation would be. Greedy, likes to fuck over poor people and exploit other countries…he’s probably a GOP congressman

10. Jarl Brum- disgusting. Goes out of his way to be controversial and calls people snowflakes.

11. Dunyasha- ok we have no idea what her political views would but could you even imagine? honestly reminds me of Tomi Lahren. Probably doesn’t believe in democracy.

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