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okay, but can we talk about colin's sense of humor:

him to pen when finds out about a guy crying over their dead horse: "we shall gallop along"

and when he and penelope have a raw and intense moment going on and she's expressing her fears and insecurities and how it'd kill her if she died without ever being kissed and he just says "but you'd already be dead"

LMFAO. violet must have dropped him as a kid.

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Colin’s flirting strategy with the ton if Penelope said yes to Debling

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I do appreciate that after the kiss Penelope is basically just going about life as normal and Colin is completely unable to be a functioning human being anymore

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Violet Bridgerton is truly gods strongest soldier. Every season she tells one of her children they're in love and every season they scoff in her face before causing seven different scandals to reach the same conclusion.

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penelope is a better woman than me, i would’ve lied and said i got engaged just to see if colin would cry

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say what you want about penelope but i think we should commend her for behaving pretty normally about her crush on colin. when colin got a crush on penelope he immediately descended into madness

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Colin was nervous he was going to get a bad performance review.

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So you’re telling me that Penelope has survived literals YEARS watching the person she was in love with flirt with other people, but Colin barely lasted a WEEK tops before he was reduced to this

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"HISS" || "EUPHORIA" & "NOT LIKE US"

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OKAYYY

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Astarion's writer 🩷

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Baldur's Sweep!

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Neil's acceptance speech at The Game Awards for Best Performance as Astarion 🩷

"You're not alone in this. None of us are."

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BG3 won GOTY!

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Honestly, when you have a ppv like that, when you have young stars like MJF, Julia Hart and Hook, and also veterans like Christian, Bryan and now Edge, when you have matches like Swerve vs Hangman and Bryan vs ZSJ… if you don’t want to watch AEW, if you don’t want to give them an opportunity and discover something that you might enjoy just because you are trapped in the “I hate AEW” train… you are a fool. You are right, maybe AEW doesn’t have the best ratings or doesn’t sell 10k seats every single night, but they sure as hell are trying to be a good option for wrestling, and for existing only for 4 years… they are already better than anyone could have imagined.

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Astarion lectures of disappointment >>>