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Tango: I give up. I am so tired. 

Skizz: Get the emergency supply! 

Impulse: *Carries Jimmy and places him in front of Tango* 

Jimmy: *smiles* 

Tango: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

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Tango: You’re overthinking this. 

Mumbo: You don’t know the appropriate level of thinking, Tango. What if I’m underthinking?

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Jimmy: That's not funny. 

Joel: I thought it was funny. 

Jimmy: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

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Scar: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium* 

Cleo: Scar, what did you think a tiger shark was?

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Tango: It's not our fault! 

Skizz: Yeah, but... Come on, the least we can do it talk to them. 

Tango: No, the least we could do is nothing!

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Mumbo: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

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Bigb: Sorry I can’t be emotionally vulnerable with you it’d ruin the mystery.

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Joel: I'm having problems with a guy... 

Pearl: Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems?

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Boop

Boop!

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Impulse: Okay happy campers! If you were a fruit what would you be and why? 

Scar: I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group.

Impulse: ... 

Scar: ... 

Impulse: OKAY HAPPY CAMPERS-

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Gem, throwing a pokeball at Grian: Grian, I choose you! 

Grian, not looking up from his book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.

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Lizzie: How did you break your leg? 

Tango: Do you see those porch stairs? 

Lizzie: Yes. 

Tango: I didn't.

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Gem: *raises eyebrows* 

Skizz: Put those back down!

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Bdubs: The saying “it is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission” no longer applies to Scar.

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Impulse: Gem! This soup is flaccid! 

Gem: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!

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Joel: I regret nothing!!! 

Mumbo: I regret everything!!!

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Martyn: You guys don't know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Scott, not looking up from his book: Spear.

Martyn: BLOCKED.