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renton: we should share the money

renton to renton: take it

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wait a hot minute i can’t fucking believe the kid who played young simon in t2 was the same kid who vomited & passed out on an airline last year bc he put on 12 layers of clothing before boarding just to avoid paying a £45 baggage charge  –  because honestly !!!  ...  that sounds like precisely the sort of shit that simon would have done omfg.

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              i’m an inconsistent bitch so i'm tryin out some new tags

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never forget that one of simon’s few legitimate jobs was as a hairdresser & that he was actually really fucking good at it  !!!  so good,  in fact,  that his employer didn’t even mind that he was sleeping with the customers,  so long as they kept coming back.  of course,  that all ended when he inevitably got fired for stealing from the till.

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– Do you see the beast? Have you got it in your sights? – Clear enough, Miss Moneypenny! This should present no significant problems.

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hmu if u wanna date a piece of shit

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Take Sick Boy for instance; he came off junk at the same time as me, not because he wanted to, you understand, but just to annoy me.

trainspotting by irvine welsh

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* • ° ✦ 。  dilseachd ﹗

     ❛ och,  aye,  that innit all true.  speakin’ like yer some higher level,  braintruster piss pot.  ever consider the fact ye might just need t’ find better mates’n the ones ya have now?  ‘cos  -  ❜  chibs gestures vaguely. he’s quite satisfied with his own mates,  himself. ❛ ’s a thought. ❜

                                   ❛     ‘s a thought i’ve entertained,  aye.     ❜     that had always been the plan:   drop the dead weight.   make something of himself.   show the world simon david williamson meant fucking business.      ❛     problem with that bein’ they’re no better than the other no-hopers,   schemies,  ‘n  junkies found plaguing leith,   like flies to a crap.   all great for buildin contacts ‘n the like,   but piss poor in the way of anythin else.     ❜

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                                        ❛      mates are a waste of fucking time.   they’re always ready to drag ye down to their level of social,   sexual,   &  intellectual   mediocrity.     ❜

* • ° ✦ 。 @dilseachd ​  »   starter call  ﹗

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                         ❛     by definition,    ye have to live until ye die.   better to make that life as complete  &  enjoyable an experience as possible,   in case death is shite,   which i suspect it will be.     ❜

* • ° ✦ 。 @wickrot   »   starter call  ﹗

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* • ° ✦ 。  reapermaiden  ﹗

                 ❝  way  to  ruin  the  mood  you  fucking  fun  sponge.  ❞  

                                       ❛     way to ruin the good name of fingering  !     i don’t want tae be thinkin’ about that shite next time i’m  knuckle deep  inside a burd.     ❜

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                 my aesthetique™ is simon actually having the audacity to be grossed out by  ANYTHING  when he’s literally the one called  sick boy.

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* • ° ✦ 。 reapermaiden  ﹗

OPEN

                 ❝  cut  me  open  ,  with  precision.  then  we’ll  finger  ,  the  incision.  ❞  

                                     ❛    ----------  knock it off,    ya sick fuck.     ❜