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horrified to hear an NPC say this about the most wonderful animal of all time, miss pebbles herself

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Something simple to get me out of artblock

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I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"

I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir

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it was a stroke of genius to give James T Kirk a bitchy flip phone in the 60's, truly amazing to watch him slam it shut like a pissed off socialite girl in 2000's teen shows

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image i am in love with

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you want REAL enemies to lovers? they're from rival countries who wage war against one another. he steals from her, over and over again. she maims him. she's the reason he has nightmares. she's the only one who can soothe him. calf love that survives amputation. she jokes about poisoning him. he kills for her honour. she lets him do whatever he wants. he kidnaps her so she will marry him. they wear matching embroidery. she cried on their wedding night. he saved her from her fate. she saved him from his fate. he didn't marry her to become king. he became king because he wanted to marry her. they're both just two lonely kids. the gods themselves have been rooting for them.

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Beavis and Butt-Head go to Silent Hill

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Babe that last essay gave me a raging thinker I'm gonna have to go muse off right now

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𝘸𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶

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have this stupid ipad doodle

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God don’t look at me

For Tamlin Week 2025, Day 5 - Biting / Chest @tamlinweek

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Gave up on this WIP but posting anyway in support of the sheep farmer Tam agenda

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the line between vengeful brutal catharsis and gay sex is very thin so be careful out there