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I meant it when I said Blight was a good distraction lol

Beetee, Wiress, & Blight in Feed Me Promises btw

This is called I am an SOTR casting denier for Wiress & there aren’t any good pictures of Blight’s actor in CF

that one hairtuck meme

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Wiress is like “if I can’t have Beetee, the best I can do is sleep with someone else and think about him the whole time and compare him to the person I’m sleeping with” 💀💀💀

Blight was Johanna’s district partner in Catching Fire, he died pretty in the blood rain and was only mentioned by name once in the book & movie

I like to headcanon him & Wiress as friends due to winning close together (him in the 47th & Wiress in the 49th) (not canonical); they formed their own little trio with Chaff and Wiress brought Haymitch into it after he won too

They also hooked up in their early twenties bc they both wanted their mentors (Rowan [OC] & Beetee) and decided the only way to get over their unrequited feelings was to get under each other

This is the snippet I sent Ly yesterday that I was talking about lmao-

I've been told that all three of them (Wiress, Beetee, & Blight) should kiss

"What?" Wiress breathed out, feeling flushed. “It’s, uh... nothing." Blight did another headshake. "Nevermind."

Wiress held her breath, waiting for Blight to make his move. His shoulders and arms were tense, the muscles bulging beneath his dress shirt. He wasn’t built like Beetee was, his body hardened from teen years in the lumber yard and now his twenties, woodworking and carving furniture that lay unused in his backyard. And he was tall, just like his District’s trees, towering over Wiress in a way that Beetee didn’t.  She felt small next to Blight in a way that she never did with Beetee. 

Blight would either leave or he would stay, she didn’t know truly which one she wanted him to do. But the throb in her core vibrated through her entire body, making her spine tingle and her heart flutter. She wanted Blight, in some capacity, at this moment.  She needed the distraction more than she needed him. He hadn’t caused the throbbing or the tension threatening to break within her. As much as she wanted to pretend he did. 

She sat there on the bed, Blight’s tie still wrapped around her fist, oak green and a stark contrast against her pale skin. He dragged a hand through his dark hair, making it stick up at odd angles; lifting himself off of her and creating a space between them now that felt cavernous.  The air rushed from her lungs. Was it relief? Or disappointment? Wiress didn’t know which. She didn’t care.

Maybe he could sense it from her silence. Maybe he was just as weak as she was. But in an instant, he was sealing his mouth over hers and Wiress let all thoughts of Beetee wash from her head, focusing on Blight’s lips and his tongue slipping between hers. 

If he was anything, Blight was a good distraction. A good kisser, a passable lover; not that she really had anybody else to compare to, not when he’d been the first. A favor done by a friend.

She didn’t count the men and women that had been forced upon her.  And she couldn’t count that kiss with Beetee, as brief and electrifying as it had been.

Never let me mess with canon bc then I make things that can be more interesting than what's in canon

oh thats DIABOLICALLLLLLL

i dont even know who blight is but DAMN

that's so good actually

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Seeing as this is how they look in the FMP universe (not totally canonical to THG but to me, it is canon)

I totally agree with the kissing statement

I put the characters name in the alt text FYI so you know who’s who

*drops this and runs, blows raspberry when I do*

"What?" Wiress breathed out, feeling flushed. “It’s, uh... nothing." Blight did another headshake. "Nevermind."

Wiress held her breath, waiting for Blight to make his move. His shoulders and arms were tense, the muscles bulging beneath his dress shirt. He wasn’t built like Beetee was, his body hardened from teen years in the lumber yard and now his twenties, woodworking and carving furniture that lay unused in his backyard. And he was tall, just like his District’s trees, towering over Wiress in a way that Beetee didn’t.  She felt small next to Blight in a way that she never did with Beetee. 

Blight would either leave or he would stay, she didn’t know truly which one she wanted him to do. But the throb in her core vibrated through her entire body, making her spine tingle and her heart flutter. She wanted Blight, in some capacity, at this moment.  She needed the distraction more than she needed him. He hadn’t caused the throbbing or the tension threatening to break within her. As much as she wanted to pretend he did. 

She sat there on the bed, Blight’s tie still wrapped around her fist, oak green and a stark contrast against her pale skin. He dragged a hand through his dark hair, making it stick up at odd angles; lifting himself off of her and creating a space between them now that felt cavernous.  The air rushed from her lungs. Was it relief? Or disappointment? Wiress didn’t know which. She didn’t care.

Maybe he could sense it from her silence. Maybe he was just as weak as she was. But in an instant, he was sealing his mouth over hers and Wiress let all thoughts of Beetee wash from her head, focusing on Blight’s lips and his tongue slipping between hers. 

If he was anything, Blight was a good distraction. A good kisser, a passable lover; not that she really had anybody else to compare to, not when he’d been the first. A favor done by a friend.

She didn’t count the men and women that had been forced upon her.  And she couldn’t count that kiss with Beetee, as brief and electrifying as it had been.

Wiress stop mentioning Beetee when you're hooking up with someone else challenge: FAILED

They're not even together, they literally kissed one time before this, and she cannot stop comparing Blight to him 😭😭😭

LMAO WE LOVE BI QUEEN

See me personally as someone who doesnt know who these people are *makes all three kiss* yes yes good good

But this is really good!!

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i love her. i’m so glad she said something.

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rip lucie herondale you would have loved ao3

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Reblog if you are a fanfiction author and would like your readers to put one of your fic titles in your ask + questions about it

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In another universe, dreams speak louder than fear.

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when i first moved in with my roommate, she was constantly throwing up and attributed it to some unexplainable chronic issue. after a year with me here, she's learned a lot about proper food preparation and storage, as well as having me sort of on top of managing groceries, and she almost never gets sick like that anymore.

anyway i think that woman might be one of a kind but just in case she's not: if you find yourself having frequent tummy troubles with no clear explanation... maybe just. try refreshing your food safety knowledge. (also don't forget to wash your water bottle). like, chances are you've been doing everything right and there's some other reason. but there's a nonzero chance that something you assumed was common sense is actually incorrect and you've been repeatedly making yourself sick.

people think kitchen management is totally easy and intuitive (prolly something to do with it being degraded as "women's work" but i digress) but there's science to food safety. and the people who raised you may have failed to teach you properly, whether through negligence or through not knowing everything themselves. it can't hurt to double check your knowledge here, just in case.

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My favourite thing is Thomas Lightwood romanticising every moment and then chastising himself

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do u guys ever think of the fact the hunger games are like reality tv to the capitol citizens. like i think about “best hunger games quotes” compilations and “where are they now” for victors, stupid tiktok trends but in the capitol. top ten hunger games tributes, tenth games conspiracy theories, “so and so” inspired outfit, etc etc

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When it’s the part of babysitting where you get to turn on a movie and the kids snuggle on the couch and don’t talk and it’s quiet for the first time in hours:

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NO LIKE THAT SHIT WAS SCARY

THEY WERE GETTING TURNED INTO STONE!!!

Rewatching MLP with my cousin is reminding me why this show used to give me nightmares as a kid

NO FR DISCORD HAUNTED MY NIGHTMARES AS AN 7YO

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Just for fun I've been considering how Wiress/Johanna/Beetee would work. Certainly not a healthy or particularly happy arrangement without either a lot of development or going wholly AU, but there's something there that catches my eye because of that.

Wiress/Cecelia, Wiress/Enobaria, Wiress/female!morphling, Beetee/Seeder, and Beetee/Brutus, also interest me for the 'what would that look like'.

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You know it's bad when a piece of media makes you start writing again😔😔

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Bro im watching the episode where rarity and sweetiebelle fight and omg im devastated as a baby sister who can never make amends with my brother :(

No for real, I used to kin Rarity so much as a kid and her relationship with Sweetie Belle reminds me of mine with my sister

And ngl, I’m ignoring those episodes bc of that lol

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I was talking about the diamond dogs from s1 and Discord too, and that episode with the chicken that wasn’t really a chicken (also s1)

Nightmare inducing 😭😭😭

Rewatching MLP with my cousin is reminding me why this show used to give me nightmares as a kid

NO FR DISCORD HAUNTED MY NIGHTMARES AS AN 7YO