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sometimes a song is good because you saw it on a fan edit for your favorite ship like ten years ago

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I remember when people pretended to care about bees for a few years because they were an indicator species and now I’m getting replies to that post like “idc if all bugs die as long as we get rid of mosquitos and flies and cockroaches” YOURE GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!! WE WILL DIE TOO!!!!! WE WILL ALL DIE WITHOUT BUGS!!!! IM NOT KIDDING!!!!

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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

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Katniss is so obsessed with Peeta... Peeta is so obsessed with Katniss... they're both so not normal about each other...

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I don’t think I’ve ever loved a paragraph more that I’ve written more than this one-

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i will defend that fictional teenage girl with my life. i literally don’t even care what she did. you would’ve done it too if you were her she’s probably handling things better than you would in her shoes

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People wonder why I have zero issue the Wiress and Beetee age gap, but like I shipped Mark & Lexie from Grey’s Anatomy…

As long as everybody is legal & has a fully developed frontal lobe, it shouldn’t be an issue

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Reblog this with a celebrity that you share a birthday with in the tags

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Just watched We Were Liars…I am destroyed

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Me??? Actually writing a one-shot??? For the first time in months???

Here’s Moments That Feel Like Hozier’s Yell

Or, as it is alternatively known, the moment Beetee realized he was in love with Wiress

Everything started and ended with Wiress...oh. Oh...

Everything started and ended with Wiress. She was everywhere in his life, always by his side. Whether it was in the workshop or in the spare bedrooms in either of their houses. Or in the smoke breaks they shared, a single cigarette between them and morbid jokes about how those death sticks would kill them faster than Snow ever would. She was in the silly songs she sang that got stuck in his head against his will, in the cat hair that got stuck to his slacks whenever he sat on her couch.

Even when he was gone, she was everywhere, in everything he did.

I’m working on a series of “missing moments” from Feed Me Promises, aka ideas I didn’t write or got scrapped for whatever reason. And this is the very first one!!!

I'm really attached to the idea of FMP having 26 chapters (for the 26 years Beetee & Wiress knew each other) and I have a whole outline of chapters with very vague plots, as well as a whole host of unselected chapters that are taking up too much space in my notes, hence a series of one shots lol

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

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no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

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pregnant everlark flipping through the family plant book for baby name ideas

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fuck it. grass on my blog for touching