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i think i may have accidentally gotten my roommate into petplay
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the 1st half of my 1st ever suguru x reader fic, if yâall even care đ«Łđ”âđ« // written for jonesy bc i love her thatâs it thatâs the tweet âĄ
RATED E
#racer!geto, #flirting, #kissing, #smut [in pt.2]

You were there for work, nothing more. So how on earth did you end up on the hood of Geto Suguruâs car with his head between your legs?
ONE WAY â
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW your name ended up in the hat for an event like this. Dinners are more your speedâluncheons, networking seminars, the occasional runway show or black tie gala, those were the functions more suited to your on-the-clock paletteâand yet, somehow, you have found yourself here, sinking sun beating down your back and Japanâs Top 100 blaring obnoxiously in your ears.
âThe overtime comes with a big, shiny bonus on this one,â your boss hadnât grinned, but the twinkle in his eye might as well have been one when he went on to tell you, âif you bag this pup for us Iâll personally make sure that you get a coat too,â as if he were some manic, monochromatic cartoon villain with a weird vendetta.
So in truth itâs not to say you donât know how you ended up at this event, only that you are starting to regret stepping up to the task of attending with each passing second.
A man in neon green heels and what barely qualifies as shorts dances by. You snag a flute of bubbly from the tray that heâs carrying and promptly start downing it, holding the guy still with a pointed raise of your well manicured finger. He blinks and then grins brightly at you, the hearty âhell yeah!â he gives all but drowned out by the music as he accepts the empty glass and at once hands you another.
You offer no more than a nod as thanks and then quickly turn away.
The urge to use the freely flowing alcohol to smooth your way through the day is already too tempting. You know better than that though. Youâre here to work, and too much too soon would get you nowhere at a party like this one.
The deck of the yacht you stand on is crowded to the brim. Internet personalities, CEO kids, and upper-crust socialites from around the world all grin at one another from behind their reflective aviators, dye jobs, and identical âdo you know who I amâ grins. Honestly, if it werenât for the profiles that your team compiled for you in advance you would have next to no idea as to who was who.
If it werenât for the fact that your boss had wanted you to snag a certain someoneâs attention, youâd settle for a random handful and call it a day. The net worth within a seven foot radius of you is so ridiculous all on its ownâyouâre more than entirely sure that if it comes down to it, if you are somehow unable to complete the specific requirements of todayâs job, that your boss wouldnât even be that upset about you coming back with the proverbial sloppy seconds.
You sweep the deck one more time as you finish your champagne, finding no more worthwhile information to take note of than the first three times youâd done it. Decided, you set your empty flute onto a random surface and cut a circle around the center of the yacht. Itâs not hard for you to work your way past guarded velvet rope and into the upper deck hosting the VVIP section; with your perfectly styled coils adorned delicately with gilded cowrie, you more than look the part of my daddyâs rich.
The bouncers let you through without so much as a second glance.
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Geto Suguru is bored.
Itâs not to say that he doesnât love a good party, or a promising night of drinking and games with his friendsâespecially a night of drinking and games out in the waterâbut tonight he just doesnât have it in him. Itâs friday, an hour and a half before sunset, and the Okinawan wind is too minimal. The sky is too clear.
Itâs a perfect night for a ride and instead of being at the garage readying up for a much needed lay of the land, heâs stuck on one of the Gojoâs many oversized boats listening to the fucking radio for the next three hours.
How is it that even a yacht full of half naked men and women canât take his mind off of driving? It usually works but clearly itâs no dice for him today. Heâs denied everyone thatâs approached him tonight, instead preferring recollecting the calming feel of leather under his palms. The invigorating dump of the clutch and the satisfying, successful shift from 4th to 6th.
Another sugary, over-hyped pop song plays, its bubblegum beat screeching Suguruâs peaceful thoughts to yet another annoying halt.
âSatoru,â he groans across the den for at least the third time since the party started, âI told you to turn this Hot 100 shit off! Itâs giving me a goddamned headache.â
âAnd I told you,â comes the occupied response, a girlâs ticklish giggle as Gojo nips playfully between her tits, âthat Iâm reaaallly busy! Take it up with the DJ already!â
âDonât,â comes Sukunaâs quick interjection from the makeshift poker table, ânobody wants to hear your crybaby emo shit right now either.â
âWhich would still be better than this crap,â Choso sighs, tossing his cards with a scoff. âFold.â
âObliged,â Kento hums with a barely-there smirk. âRyomen?â
âIâm not folding shit,â Sukuna tsks, causing Yuki to grin at his side. âTag team?â She waggles her brows imploringly at Sukuna, who matches her fiendish grin over the heads of a blushing pair of men between them easily, and just like that Suguru is back to being the last thing on his friendâs minds.
âFine, whatever,â he huffs at them as he stands with a stretch, âIâm going for a smoke. Keep those same attitudes when I dust your asses on the trail tomorrow.â
His quip is met with a resounding chorus of disgruntled booing and shit talk, a disagreeing head shake from Kento and a middle finger from Yuki. Annoyed as he is, the mutual display of âfuck youâ only manages to make him chuckle with a deep-rooted affection.
Lovable dickhead idiots.
Suguru slinks off towards the bar, trading Toji twenty yen for his lighter because heâs actually supposed to be quitting, and the rule is he has to pay up if he wants to take a hit.
He wades his way through the throng of dancing bodies just outside the den on the way to the floorâs private deck. Hardly a gust blows through his hair, his flame steady where he cups it around the tip of his cigarette. The sight of the shore in the distance taunts him.
It really is too fucking bad heâs stuck out here.
âHmph.â He murmurs to himself as he nears the bowâs railing. The ocean laps at the sides of the yacht peacefully below. Surely Satoru wonât notice his absence with that lapful of eager woman heâs been so busy with. âMaybe I can take the emergency speed boat..?â
âHatching an escape plan huh?â Says a voice full of mirth from off to his side. âLet me know if youâve got a ballpark on the success rate. Iâm pretty sure Iâm done with this party, too.â
âTotal bust right?â Suguru chuckles wryly, pausing in taking a proper drag of his cigarette. Heâs not sure if heâs glad or irritated at the interruption of his nicotine fix. âIf I see another neon pink bikini top Iâm going to throw myself overboard.â
âOh? And whatâs wrong with bikini tops?â
And its then, as Suguru realizes that no one outside of their group is allowed on this side of the bowâthat the voice at his side is cool and sweet like the evening should beâthat you make your way into his line of vision.
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Youâd been looking for Gojo Satoru and Ryomen Sukuna. You spent the last three hours talking to Geto Suguru instead.
A stroke of luck, youâll call it later, because you donât believe in fate.
Fate wouldnât put you in the passenger seat of a very illegally modded 240sx with what Geto informs you is a rolling cage; just in case fixed up in the back, with a window tint dark enough to block out the quickly blurred skyline of Naha.
Fate wouldnât make your mouth dry out every time Geto curled his fingers around the gear shift. Fate wouldnât make your pussy throb every time he pressed his foot to the gas pedal, either.
Luck would, though, and as luck would have it you liked Geto Suguru very muchâand he seemed to like you back. Itâs how you found yourself deciding to forget about work; to hold his hand and sneak off away from your targets instead of working your way in with them the moment the yacht returned to port.
Itâs also how you find yourself crossing your legs as Geto flicks his violet gaze to the rear view mirror before promptly switching gears again.
ONE WAY ONLY, the next sign reads.
âWhere are we going again?â You ask, a little breathless at the visage of this very delectable man operating this speeding death trap with insane ease.
Geto flashes you a quick grin, the dimple you've grown fond of over the last several hours appearing to make your heart skip a little too hard. A lock of long hair flicks across his jaw, strayed from his messy top-knot, and his teeth gleam in the light of the starry dashboard, handsome vixen features softened in the cabinâs shadows. âI know a place youâll like,â he says in that awfully honeyed voice of his, âitâs not so far outside the city. The terrain is a little.. drifty, but the view is absolutely worth it. Youâll see.â
âSounds totally not shady,â you jest, âyouâre not planning to kill me and dump my body somewhere off the grid, are you? And serious answers onlyâI will jump out of this car, I donât care how fast itâs going!â
Geto lets out one of those little deep and rumbly chuckles that have been unfairly endearing him to you all damn night. âNah, promise you Iâm not,â he says, and this time when he speaks it's accompanied by the unmistakable feeling of his eyes trailing up your bodyâlegs to plush thighs, lingering at your chest and exposed shoulders before landing squarely on your heating face.
Yet another thing that has unfairly endeared him to you tonight.
âIf anyone is doing the killing here itâs definitely you.â
âYou flirting with me right now, Geto-kun?â You deflect, grateful your blush canât be seen so easily. âI thought you said earlier that you werenât much of a flirt.â
Geto rolls his eyes, glancing between you and the road. âCâmon, that is not what I said! I said I donât like flirting, not that Iâm not one.â
âYou have also yet to accept the fact that that means absolutely nothing, in any country, anywhereââ
ââoh please. You just like to argue with me, donât you bunny?â
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FULL CHAPTER ON AO3 <3
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for 75 day đ
happy 75 day! i know for sure they're having the time of their lives in malaysia rn đ
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Satoru lands with barely a whisper.
Boots dangling from one hand and the other rubbing tiredly at his eyes, he thinks of nothing but a shower and a dip into his onsen. He takes one blind stepâtwoâand then promptly freezes in place.
Surely Six Eyes wouldnât lie to him like that.
He reaches out and flicks on the floor lamp, just to see if heâs seeing things.
He isnât.
Satoru follows the warm low light from where it reveals a barely folded suit in the cornered armchair closest to him to where it caresses over soft blond locks in the middle of his california king. Over bare tanned ivory and thick muscles relaxed with sleep.
He sucks in a sharp breath, blood singing in his ears as his heart kicks up a notch. The love of his life is naked in his bed.
The love of his life is naked in his bed.

Rated E / 4.9k wc / on AO3 â
For @nanagofest 2025 - Day 1: âYearningâ and âA watches B masturbateâ + Day 3: âHungerâ.
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Throughout Heaven and Earth I alone am the Honored One. Happy Birthday, Gojo Satoru!
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I thought it would be an hour of listening to screaming and looking at pictures of draculas, but it was so much for frightening than fathomed
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y'all know that whole left-brained/right-brained thing is fake right? and the "brain fully develops at age 25" thing? and the "we only use 10% of our brains" thing? yeah they're all complete horseshit please yell at anyone who says them
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Thailand legalising weed for the entire country all at once, was lowkey such a funny event because literally everyone went crazy with it. They were putting weed in everything, man, we had weed fried chicken, weed omelette, weed soda, weed lotion, weed popcorn, tempura weed, it was insane. They were putting weed in fucking everything they could think of even shit that you're not eating, they were putting marijuana in like lipbalm.
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