liftmanlishman-blog - Tumblr blog

[liftmanlishman-blog]

                                                                        I think I love him…

You make me wanna enjoy life again!

[liftmanlishman-blog]

"Quit stealing the covers."

“Mm’no, get your own...”

[liftmanlishman-blog]

    Bod shrugged. “So?” he said. “It’s only death. I mean, all of my best friends are dead.”

promo credit

[liftmanlishman-blog]

“Tuna Salad....well, I’ll trust your judgement on that one.  For now, I’ll avoid tuna and anything fishy.  Buy me a pizza with anchovies and I’ll make sure to hide it under your bed against the corner so when it turns, you’ll wonder what died in your room....”

“Tuna isn’t that bad, make a good tuna salad with a big back of kettle cooked chips. Although I will through this one out, just get more next time I go to the store. Don’t worry about it. But now I know to bring you anchovy pizza.” 

[liftmanlishman-blog]

Send ‘rough touch’

memeroundups:

and the generated outcome will be used for a small drabble scenario or starter { tw violence, possible noncon/dubcon implications, nsfw }

Your muse throws a punch at mine.

My muse throws a punch at yours.

Your muse suddenly grips my muse’s hair.

My muse suddenly grips your muse’s hair.

Your muse roughly grabs my muse’s arm.

My muse roughly grabs your muse’s arm.

Your muse grips my muse’s hips.

My muse grips your muse’s hips.

Your muse wraps their hands tightly around my muse’s neck.

My muse wraps their hands tightly around your muse’s neck.

Your muse slams mine against a wall hard.

My muse slams yours against a wall hard.

Your muse pushes my muse to their knees.

My muses pushes your to their knees.

Your muse bites mine.

My muse bites yours.

Your muse clutches their hand tightly around my muse’s mouth to silence them.

My muse clutches their hand tightly around your muse’s mouth to silence them.

Your muse grabs my muse’s wrists.

My muse grabs their muse’s wrists.

Your muse attempts to shove away mine.

My muse attempts to push off yours.

Your muse roughly kisses mine.

My muse roughly kisses yours.

Your muse pins mine onto the ground.

My muse pins yours to the ground.

Your muse delivers beatings to mine.

My muse delivers beatings to yours.

Your muse breaks my muse’s arm.

My muse breaks your muse’s arm.

Mun chooses.

[liftmanlishman-blog]

“I’ll pass.  I don’t eat things that smell fishy anyway...if they do, something is wrong and that shit needs to be checked out....throw the tuna out man, I’ll go get more if it’s that near and dear to you.”

“Or maybe don’t eat the tuna until I locate the rusty as hell nail…unless you want to test the strength your tetanus shots….”  

[liftmanlishman-blog]

“I’m going to break your jaw if you keep talking!”

“Easy there cujo, no sense in violence.  Must have touched a nerve there though, my bad.  But seriously, no judgement all God’s children...or some shit like that...”

[liftmanlishman-blog]

RP starters: Heated argument.

content warning: death baiting.

“Are you even listening to me?”

“Leave. Leave right now.”

“What more do you want?!”

“I really wish you were never born.”

“I hate you!”

“Can you just fuck off already?”

“Shut up! Just.. Shut up!”

“All you do is whine.”

“What the hell is wrong with you?!”

“I can’t do this anymore. Not with you.”

“How did that feel?”

“Oh my god, I don’t care!”

“No wonder nobody likes you.”

“Is this how little you think of me?”

“That hurt you son of a bitch…”

“Pack your shit and go. Get the fuck out of my sight!”

“Leave me alone!”

“I can break your nose if I want to.”

“Are you going to cry now?”

“I wouldn’t miss you. Nobody would.”

“You’re so pathetic!”

“I won’t forget this.”

“I’m going to break your jaw if you keep talking!”

“Why can’t you listen to a single thing I say?!”

“I have a right to be angry.”

“This would have never happened if you wouldn’t exist.”

“Get out of my life!”

“You’re nothing! Did you hear me?! Nothing!”

“You ruined everything.”

[liftmanlishman-blog]

    Bod shrugged. “So?” he said. “It’s only death. I mean, all of my best friends are dead.”

promo credit

[liftmanlishman-blog]

    THEY CALLED YOU SCARLIP    AND YOU GRINNED WITH A MOUTH GLEAMING WET LIKE RUBIES.

                                             AND YOU SAID, SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.

                                                                                         selective myth loki by scout

[liftmanlishman-blog]

   ❝ ▬▬▬▬▬▬ i lose my balance on these eggshells; you tell me to t r e a d- i’d rather be a wild one instead. don’t wanna hang around the in crowd, the c o o l kids aren’t cool to me, they’re NOT cooler than we are // so aye, we brought our d r u mand this is how we dance. no mistakin’, we make our b r e a k s, if you don’t like our 808s then leave us alone, cause we don’t need your policies; we have no apologies for being… ▬▬▬ ● ft. ouat. asoiaf. svu. shameless. dc // marvel. disney + others. ( *.:｡♦ ⋅ ⋆ )

[liftmanlishman-blog]

About 90% of this world's problems are caused by little words that come in pairs. We're healthy and we're happy... Yet when anybody asks us, we say "not bad".    You know when I saw you the first time dancing--this is about a month ago, by the way, in the process--I was desperate to buy you a drink. But you know what I said to myself? 'I can't.' 'She won't.' 'We wouldn't.'  

Home | Rules

[liftmanlishman-blog]

“That either sounds like you had a REALLY good time last night, or someone needs to bathe....”

“I dropped the screw in the tuna.” 

[liftmanlishman-blog]

[liftmanlishman-blog]

[liftmanlishman-blog]

I said wiggle your ears, not shit your pants. 

[liftmanlishman-blog]