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jeepeon (based on this image from Let's Find Pokemon)

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you may notice i use the phrase "my beloved" frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up <3

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Are you ever typing something that your phone autocapitalizes and you go back and re-type it just to force uncapitalize it. Like no sorry mcdonalds doesn’t deserve that level of respect from me

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swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

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want to be clear that if i ever talk about a headcanon and then later discuss a headcanon that is directly contradictory to the first one, that’s because headcanons exist in a quantum state where they are all simultaneously true and not true up until the point where i discuss it in detail, in which case that is the one that is true in that instance. schroedinger’s headcanons

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Little gem from Reddit

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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GOD i can't fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)

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this is making me insane

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high asf off these delicate wind chimes