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(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull

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alex's physicality as kingskin is on point. i absolutely believe that is the soul of a teen girl piloting a hulking mob boss like a mech suit.

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the concept of adults having severe peanut allergies absolutely baffles me. u mean if i accidentally forget to tell u there’s peanuts in here you’ll die at age 30

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I am not in the mood. for what, you ask? Anything. I am not in the mood to do anything do NOT ask me to do anything.

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i don’t wanna i DOn’t wanna i don’t WANNA i dony wanna.

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tinder needs to add pronouns bc there was this one person i matched with that i thought was an androgynous lady but it turned out he was just a straight guy with no clear photos in his profile

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your friends love you, your brain is just mean

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no greater love than that of a white man and his leaf blower

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oof. sorry to the guy from tinder who bought me 2 drinks & fried pickles that i went upstairs to see your pet bunny and then did not want to kiss or sleep with you. you are very kind and not funny.

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Mark Iplier

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if somebody brought me fries rn i would cry of joy & kiss them on the mouth

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women evolved wide hips so that we’d be immune to pantsing

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my cat just smelled my morning stank breath and then SPRINTED away

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help ive fallen in love with like, the 5th person i matched with on tinder