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what demon possessed me that I behaved so well?
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vegan margarine. whole wheat flour baking powder cinnamon sea salt. raisins non-dairy milk. maple syrup extra virgin olive oil.
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first of all I obviously ruined the entire vibe at dinner by not eating all of my food
culture shock is real. and you can get it in Florida from people you're related to
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culture shock is real. and you can get it in Florida from people you're related to
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It's really crazy to have homesickness for a dog that probably spends 85% of its day actively avoiding you
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sorry if this makes me sound of touch. but you should have to have a peerage to come in here
while acknowledging that this would likely exclude me from entering as well the American Express airport lounges desperately need to become more exclusive because any benefit received is tarnished by the pathetic sight of watching people wander around looking for a seat like street hardened stray dogs
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while acknowledging that this would likely exclude me from entering as well the American Express airport lounges desperately need to become more exclusive because any benefit received is tarnished by the pathetic sight of watching people wander around looking for a seat like street hardened stray dogs
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I was worried about having a tight connection but we arrived 30 minutes early. Now my connecting flight was delayed an hour and a half before we even left but I'd say overall that's an extremely average experience baby
I'm just going to say it. I think people are unnecessarily hard on american airlines
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I'm just going to say it. I think people are unnecessarily hard on american airlines
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Me: I want to try to make new friends on this trip
First person I talk to: I just got out of prison yesterday
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People probably just like beach vacations because it's a billion times easier to pack for plain hot weather than say a trip to the southern tier of new york where it might snow in May
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not penis old the midsomer murders lover
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your parents vs telling you the race of the person in the story they're recounting
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if I see one more video starting with the words "did you know" and it's literally just a recipe
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Stained glass panel depicting three trees, ca. 1600-1799
Rijksmuseum
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I'm not a particularly light packer but I'm not excessive either like I don't have a problem with a carry on size suitcase for most trips but I do prefer to check it because it gets pretty full and I don't like dealing with the liquid rule etc. but I don't bring a hair dryer or multiple purses or whatever. one thing though is that I find it very hard not to take a bathrobe with me and I will do this even if it causes quite an inconvenience to me. like I took my not particularly compact robe on a trip where I only took a large backpack to Scotland and had to carry everything myself everywhere without a car
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Ok now this I wanted to forget
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I've always wanted someone to confirm it
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I've always wanted someone to confirm it
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