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Mama! I learned something new! Wanna see?

The little girl looked up at Metis with big eyes

@colon-three-anon

The goddess smiled, kneeling down to her level with a nod. It was nice to finally be back with her children after everything that happened. "Of course. What do you feel like showing me?"

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*blink blink*

"What? Guys, no. I'm Penelope, don't you recognize me?"

"Hey, cattle eater"

“HI SWEETIE!”

“Who are you talking to?”

“Penelope!”

“Is she telling you to kill us all?”

“..yeah.”

“That’s not Penelope, that’s Zeus. Hey Zeus.”

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"HERA NO-"

*cough*

Mistress-

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I had a crazy idea..

Since your daughter fucks with time

And Kronos fucks with time

Maybe.. she’s Kronos but..

Stronger?

-B

"I'm just gonna say that when I saw this I only saw 'since your daughter fucks' and I was about to pull out a whole Wikipedia article contradicting your statement."

"Athena is nothing like that bastard Titan, not at all. She'll never end up like him."

[lightning-wielder]

Hey so your father is meeting your favorite kid.. uhhhh..

She’s not in danger (hopefully) but you should still probably try and get her..

"Oh shit."

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If Zeus was a mortal what would his job be?

I was originally thinking that Zeus would be some kind of government official or at least he'd work as an electrician but I honestly feel like he'd be a tailor

...

Because pride is a damsel in dis dress

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First of all, she doesn't have a name, so maybe name her

Secondly...

While she is 100% human, she does possess of a few powers, including but not limited to teleportation and super human strength, more will probably awaken as she ages, traumatic events can also awaken a power early

-^^

"Ah... well, that is nice to know. I'm not sure how one can be both mortal and possess superhuman abilities, but I guess the times changed since I was... you know, trapped."

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Lady Metis, may I have a word? It's about your most recently adopted daughter

The anon was wearing a mask quite differently compared to all the other anons, it depicted this "^^"

-^^

"Oh?" Metis put down her scroll and feathered pen. It was very different to the ballpoint pen and white paper Zeus used for his own paperwork. With a flick of the wrist, the scroll and pen vanished away. Metis Sat up from the wide couch. "What is it you need?"

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Wait not even hera mod knows what youre talking about???

Nuh uh

I'm keeping this secret for EVERYONEEE

I'm hyping this up so bad so I'm apologizing in advance cause whatever happens is not gonna be as epic (hah) as I'm claiming this to be 💀

But yeah

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Wait wait wait- what happened??

(I do wanna know- Tell me pls 🫠)

"Not important, kid. Don't worry." Zeus smiled at the Anon, placing his paperwork down as he took off his reading glasses.

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You should strike Kronos' ass again.

"...I really should. You know, I should. I just- I just can't."

"Not after what happened."

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"GO BACK TO THE NURSING HOME, OLD MAN."

"How the fuck are you back..."

"Well, you couldn't get rid of me that long... uh... Demeter?"

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"What??? No- no, this is Zeus. ZEUS. You know, your youngest?"

"How the fuck are you back..."

"Well, you couldn't get rid of me that long... uh... Demeter?"

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They then just hug Zeus

Thank youuuuuu!

-LegoAnon (Aznon)

He sighed, patting the Anon's head with a smile. "Anytime."

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Eeeeeeeeeeee

They open the box, making sure preserve it and eat all the Legoes, wrappings included

-LegoAnon (Aznon)

"Oh... well, glad you like it."

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How did this British guy (Kronos) have a kid with a perfect American accent (Zeus)

THEY'RE BOTH GREEK

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Ooooo! LEGOANON! GET'ERE!

Hm? LEGOES!

And they instantly look everywhere

Where Legoes?!

-LegoAnon (Aznon)

"Hold on." He laughed, standing up from his chair and walking over to the stationary closet. He opened the door swiftly and his fingers glided over a big cardboard box. He softly placed it on the Anons hands.

"Here. It was a surprise for later. I thought if I just bought you new legoes, you wouldn't need to eat any of my own."