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likes your latest coonstagram.
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reaper: i have come to take you
me: let me ask my mom
reaper: it's not a choi-
me: she said no
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monmuses:

“…I always thought they had milk in ‘em.”
this is a revelation, if not water -- but milk? her voice is barely above a whisper. ❝ . .. mammal? ❞
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angcrboy:
“ there’s no way i imagined that - come on ! ”
... ... :)
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angcrboy:
kyle vc; ?????????
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new kid vc; coconuts have water in them
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“We did it!“
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angcrboy:
with the new kid’s lack of response & expression , per usual – any would translate never - worded thoughts to own’s benefit, whenever intentionally , or not … well , the redhead wasn’t the kind of kid to abuse one’s power , and yet the excitement to follow from such brilliant idea , blinded all other concequences before him .
“ i knew you would like it! so here’s the thing , this is all you have to do – ” and before letting any reaction come to the matter , his phone was already playing the dance he did with tolkien over the app , showing it before her on his mobile , “ pretty cool , right ? so we can try some new trending things that are on tiktok right now– oh, and maybe try a dance together! people love these. do you know any dance moves, new kid? ”
ACCEPTING THERE WAS NO WAY OUT OF THIS, the new kid reviews the clip kyle and tolkien had created the day before, which looked to have been done in this very spot by the lockers. the video loops but new kid ponders his question, what moves did they know? she recalled dancing for the goths but she doubts she could get coffee or cigarette in school. her eyes seem to brighten with an idea -- or rather an answer. hanging a phone back to kyle she steps back for space, she raises an arm and brings it down, repeating the same on the other side; teach me how to dougie, teach me how to dougie...
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This past week we premiered Season 26, Episode 1, Cupid Ye! Here are some dancing poses based on The Pretty Girl Walk tiktok trend done by Keo, George, Greg, and Angie. Here is the ultra cute(and ultra creepy) cutie face filter on Kyle and Tolkien done by Shaina.
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OKAY i am officially home!! i’ll be able to rp again soon <3 i miss you all! what’s the thoughts on the new season? i think its starting so strong
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new kid teenage FACECLAIM finally found? (NOT FAKE)
#[ ⚡ ] ' logged off of coonstagram. ' ( ooc. )#( keepin her short hair tho she would also grow it out )
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Hey fellas.
#( this well never not be funny )#[ ⚡] ' calling all freedom pals. ' ( the boys. )#[ ⚡ ] ' costume selection. ' ( visage. )
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me thinking about new kid just word dropping and its shocking -- like one of the boys say goodbye to her after school and she watches then and then the quietest. ‘.... bye..’ and their neck snaps 180 degrees.
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ADMITTEDLY -- it was rather tradition for the NEW KID to start up whatever account on whatever platform was booming in todays youth and before they could even upload a video let alone comment-- the MILLION NOTIFCATION popped up the same day. there was something rather... familiar about KYLE’S eagerness for her help in getting views. she had just closed her locker before the redhead practically bounced over, leapfrogging over the lightbulb he had gotten in getting a high view count, however with little words in her arsenal, she may not have much of a choice.
@lightningjacket: new kid got major popularity competition LMAO
“ Wait, no - new kid , we should totally make a Tiktok together ! We’re going to get like billion of views! ”
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HELLO UR ALIVE????
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south park but they were born in the early 2000’s
#( i feel every part of this POST )#[ ⚡ ] ' character sheet filler. ' ( aesthetics. )#[ ⚡] ' calling all freedom pals. ' ( the boys. )#[ ⚡ ] ' sparkle sparkle; SUNSHINE! ' ( the girls. )
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// i'm so upset i missed the new episode cause I was napping
#[ ⚡ ] ' logged off of coonstagram. ' ( ooc. )#( new kid energy is napping and missing Terrance and Phillip )
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