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I started digging for an Aether gene and the first tile that was revealed could not have been more perfect

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hey um. so I bought your boyfriend on the AH for 8k and trained him to level 7. yeah. no he got exalted. sorry

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notn

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I hate this. I hate this so much. Are you FUCKING kidding me, S from Plague?! You wasted a perfectly good XXX dragon. I wanted this dragon. I saw it in the auction house and was saving the money for it. It was 25 gems, which yeah is pretty expensive but I guess worth it for a triple color I guess. But I come back to find that he’s already been bought!! Ok, whatever, someone beet me to him…but then I see that THIS is what they did to him?!?!! Why not let someone who wants to give it good lore and actual nice apparel have it?! Instead you hog it and give it a shitty name and cover it in shitty purple apparel for your little joke. What, is this dragon just some kind of meme or something to you?! I sure wish I could have the treasure and gems to just throw away on a perfectly good triple color irifacebelly dragon for no reason other than to turn it into a shitty joke. You probably did this to spite me and players like me! Buy the fancy dragons we want just to turn them into dumb jokes?! FUCK YOU!

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unsafe work practices

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Lamp oil

Rope

Bombs

You want it?

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has anyone done this yet

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Please appreciate my bad joke.

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welcome to flight rising, where the auction house doesn’t actually hold auctions and the trading post isn’t for trades!

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I wanted to illustrate this story written by greenzaku!

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apparel sets on the auction house

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GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WE WERE SO CLOSE!!!!

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If you're wondering what the pattern is, dragons with an ID divisible by 3 are rotated clockwise, IDs one more than a number divisible by three are upside down, and IDs two more than a number divisible by three are rotated counterclockwise.

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DO NOT FOLLOW

skydancer icons, aro/ace/agender arcane users, anyone with a lair aesthetic themed entirely after their flight, people who lie on flight rising uquizzes, dragon kinnies, fans of any of the official site lore, people who write lore in general, if your FR username contains any variation of “dragon”, people who are not “tundra people” (open to interpretation), g2 imp fans, NAOMI KINNIES, hatchery owners, you use the flight rising color range predictor, fans of radioactive, people with one-word usernames, you like the gene breakup, italians, dark mode users, you ship the deities, acolights, droplets, sparks, you like XYXs, you’ve ever had a wildclaw phase, popular people (open to interpretation), you follow any FR artist who only draws anthros/gjinkas, people with joke-dedicated lairs, stained fans, you use “find a dragon” threads to actually find new dragons, you call yourself ‘fr poor’ but aren’t, your lair is interesting and appealing, ravenhearst fans, bioluminosity fans, auroshen fans, subspecies runners, anyone with an FR tumblr account, people who coli regularly and consistently train fodder, your gem count is over 10k, you refuse to buy any dragon that’s not xyz, you like special IDs, you don’t like g1 lairs, you have more than 100 permas, anyone who owns a special lineage dragon, you look nothing like your self dragon, you have only fest accents, you know what my lair looks like, you have an FAQ, you have ever been picked first in a dom raffle

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90% of playing Flight Rising is telling people “look at my dragon”