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“how dare you say we piss on the poor” is perhaps THEE best piece of vernacular to come out of tumblr dot com in the past decade. along with “what were you doing at the devils sacrament” (cheeky. inspired. relevant in every context) and “harold, they're lesbians” (timeless. funny as hell. gay)

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She’s not wrong 🤷‍♂️

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i think that all the people who argue about gender by saying "the woke left cant even define a woman" need to get hit with the "who are you" question by a buddhist monk. no, thats your name, who are you. no thats your profession, who are YOU. no you fucking idiot thats your species, who are YOUU. dumb bitch u cant even define yourself

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If someone on the internet gives you unsolicited advice and then hounds you to explain *why* their solution won't work for you, they're signalling that they probably won't leave you alone until you've revealed potentially compromising information. They are functionally indistinct from someone trying to doxx you, and it's okay to treat them as such.

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you can no longer choke the life from a planet and stuff its soul into a barbie doll body and keep her as your bodyguard for 200 years and then lock her in a freezer because your friends think she has bad vibes. because of woke

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Made the mistake of bringing up that needing glasses is a disability on tiktok and people got real mad.

“You can fix it with glasses” yeah, cuz they’re a disability aid? But like, I still have to pay 160 bucks to use my own fucking eyes?

Like, by definition, if your eyes do not work without aid, you have a disability to see.

Having a disability doesn’t automatically put you in what people consider the “disabled” category, but that doesn’t change the fact that it is in fact, a disability.

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Ok wait now that there's the episode out I need to remind people that the Skyfish

is based off an "actual" thing in cryptozoology; also called "rods," and they're supposedly some kind of entity that shows up in photos (and we all know they're just bugs or other flying animals moving too fast for the camera's exposure time)

And I think that's neat. They've been one of my favorite cryptids for years so my excitement to see such a deep cut in Dungeon Meshi was beyond comparison

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i think we all need to complain about LED headlights more. please can we all complain about them more. night driving is nearly impossible for me to do now without having to white knuckle my way through a thousand evil suns. every time i see those headlights in my mirrors i take 2d6 radiant damage. i want to destroy every single LED headlight under my feet like they’re goombas