lights-all-askew
lights-all-askew
lights all askew in the heavens
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i don't care what i look like but i feel good
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lights-all-askew · 1 hour ago
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If you're in NYC and you haven't voted yet I'm gonna need you to go tomorrow and rank Zohran Mamdani #1. Tomorrow is the last day for early voting and then you won't get a chance again until Tuesday. It's extremely important that we elect Zohran.
His platform centers the following:
Affordable housing
Freezing the rent
Fast and free busses
Department of Community safety
No cost childcare
City owned grocery stores
Taxing corporations and the wealthy to pay for all of this
Here is a direct link to the platform with more details.
DO NOT RANK CUOMO.
Andrew Cuomo is a rapist. He's a Zionist who is literally on Netanyahu's defense team against the ICC. And his primary interest is upholding the status quo. He's backed by billionaires and landlords. NYC cannot afford a mayor like this.
If you are registered to vote in NYC I'm begging you to do so. We have a real chance here
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lights-all-askew · 7 hours ago
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when the scheming advisor is exposed and detained and yells at the guards to unhand him thats actually a pretty reasonable response. up until like two minutes ago that wouldve just worked.
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lights-all-askew · 10 hours ago
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Many sled dog races have an award for last place too!! It acknowledges their perseverance, commitment to finishing the race, and the fact that they've definitionally been out in the field the longest. Also, from the Iditarod website: the red lantern winner "has the honor of extinguishing the widow’s lamp hanging on the burled arch in Nome. The symbol of the widow’s lamp dates back to when roadhouses were used in Alaska and extinguishing the lamp is a signal that no other mushers are out on the trail."
Apparently there was some kind of race scheduled at a local park or something so I've been trying to avoid the main trail but a little while ago when I had to cross near it I overheard the following shouted exchange
Higher feminine voice: woo, look at you go! You're jogging! Keep it up!
Lower masculine voice (panting): you know it! Last place is still a place, baby!
And goddamn if that didn't rewire my brain a little bit.
Last place is still a place, baby.
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lights-all-askew · 22 hours ago
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THE FUCKING ICE REPORT AAAAAAAAAAA
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lights-all-askew · 1 day ago
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"shall i tell you about angels, Mr Lipwig?"
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lights-all-askew · 2 days ago
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every time i go outside i am astounded by the power of sun and air
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lights-all-askew · 2 days ago
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Fuck you *migrates to another environment and evolves entirely new characteristics over thousands of years*
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lights-all-askew · 2 days ago
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Anastasia Trusova — “Through The Walls”, 2020
Acrylic on linen (70 x 70 cm)
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lights-all-askew · 3 days ago
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my favorite thing about this day is we still didn't solve any freaking PUZZLES
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lights-all-askew · 3 days ago
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one of the deans in beijing dance academy rehearses with students
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lights-all-askew · 3 days ago
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one of the deans in beijing dance academy rehearses with students
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lights-all-askew · 3 days ago
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Chinese jade carvings: corn, grapes, cabbage, and bok choy. (cr 簇拥烈日的花)
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lights-all-askew · 3 days ago
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lights-all-askew · 4 days ago
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lights-all-askew · 4 days ago
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why don't you watch a field of grass ripple like waves in the wind and maybe you'll calm down
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lights-all-askew · 4 days ago
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Feel free to elaborate on what kind of pet you have!
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lights-all-askew · 4 days ago
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very much a fan of this post so i felt compelled to make my own. print it out and give it to your coworkers or hang it in your cubicle and go "don't make me tap the sign"
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