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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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agender maomao transfem jinshi they're both aroace and glued at the hip forever

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my empire of gurt.. i will slurp you down. i will make you purp

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Catfood Minmo - Silent Hill 3 (2003)

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Fuck my life guys i wish i was a LED strip inside of a vape shop

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“office siren” gen z reinvented the seductive secretary and think it’s empowering instead of reinforcing the idea that a working woman is only there to find a high paid husband or man to have an affair with instead of actually fucking working a job they’re qualified for and studied for years for. i’m so tired of straight girls dude everything they do screams “im insecure and need attention from men” and that literally always takes precedence over their own self respect

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Ofc these jokes can also be callous but it's crazy how every couple of weeks a post goes viral on here about how people from europe (the only country ever apart from the usa btw) are evil and every kind of bigoted for making light of literally any problem the USA has but the minute something bad happens in a country that isn't the USA or one of like three european countries most westerners accept as semi real places, everyone's making those stupid fucking supernatural members to be #random #tumblr and get notes. like please know that if that's you the only thing separating you as someone who can view certain current events as funny from being an iranian child whose parents are murdered in front of them is the position you happened to be born in + I hope you die

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Max Wolf Valerio, Matthew Rice and David Harrison (left to right both photos) standing in front of a picture of them all marching in the first ever FTM pride contingent in San Francisco Pride 1994 (July 2023)

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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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I love Stardew Valley, it's such a comfortable game to play, but the plot feels a little light at times. I bet it would be more compelling if the farmer had amnesia, crippling substance dependence and was suffering so much mental degradation that he thought his clothes were speaking to him.

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the transandrobros rly ruined any ability to talk abt being a trans dude online and be taken seriously. i see a post talking abt it and it's resonating but then i see that like dogtoothtestosterone posted it and i check their blog for two seconds and it's filled w the most hateful anti-woman rhetoric i've seen in a hot minute and i just cannot listen to anything theyve got to say. not a word

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REMEMBER:

if you don't understand the post at a glance it's because op wrote it wrong and needs your help

if the post doesn't contain all the contextualising information you need to understand it, op is gaslighting you

if you haven't experienced the phenomenon the post describes, op is making it up for clout

if you haven't encountered the type of person the post describes, they're a strawman that doesn't exist

if the post doesn't address a topic you'd prefer to talk about, it's a distraction, missing the point, and talking over you

if the post makes a good point, it is your duty to contribute to human enlightenment by nitpicking it to be more correct

and most importantly:

every online conversation is a competition and you must win

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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the housing market is ruining my sex life