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Amazon is being sued by the FTC and 17 states for being an illegal monopoly

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Heeyy y'all, this might be my last message for a while. Take care everyone, you're all worth the love you need

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Part 11 :3

Aclor: .... :)

Oscar: The center of the universe has a competitor because now the world definitely revolves around you

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Part 10 >:D

Oh, hey, what's up? I had a massive distraction event haha Hopefully at least some of you still remember what these characters even are

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Keeping myself somewhat sane by drawing silly doodles with Cobeb. And the funniest part is that all of them are canon lol

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More renderings of @somerandomdudelmao‘s Marble Sky comic!

Original comic page can be found here :)

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if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!

1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.

2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.

3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes

it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.

It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.

so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know

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can you make either doc hudson (pixar cars) or skipper riley (pixar planes)? i think my morbid curiosity will be my end here

i made doc hudson from pixar's cars in spore [2008]

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I love "tall and thin" while they're all the same exact height. Its killing me

this is how i feel when ppl say genshin has diverse body types sorry

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Mom wants me back by 4:30, the protective order was dismissed, CPS has been called, people have been gathered onto my side. If this narcissistic whore thinks she'll have back her son she's got another thing coming. I'm more of a bitch than she thinks I am.

I don't love you anymore, heathen woman.

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unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.

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Can't let these two get away

Killer belongs to RahafWabas Color belongs to Superyoumna

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POV your niece read the journal

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Toby’s fun and awesome adventure!

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Fear the day noot gets his hands on stilettos-

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he got a milkshake

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3D Model Commission

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