UK. 1990. Married. Daft as a brush.Foundation Stage teacher- I'm educating young minds! Gonna start switching this to my fandom/funny blog because I can't figure out the weird secondary blog system. My Old Fandom/Funny blog
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The Mandalorian - The Mines of Mandalore
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i’m not “lazy” i’m just a fragile victorian maiden. i can only handle 1-2 mildly taxing activities a day before i have to put myself down for a nap until dinner
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in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran
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Sometimes I'll be trying to fall asleep and "smork alam" will just pop into my head and I start giggling.
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you cannot be putting two white guys with the same haircolor in the same movie how am i fuckin supposed to tell whos who what is this spot the difference
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this tweet sends me into fucking hysterics once a day
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sorry this is by and far the funniest way to announce you’ve lost a leopard
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