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Hey does anyone remember that essek animatic i started like 2 years ago? Well the most recent mighty nein animated news got me so hype that it inspired me to finish it!

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So the new itch.io guidelines are out and they are both predictably bad and also quite unpredictably bad. There's so much to go over here but here are some of the highlights:

First we have the broadly worded content restrictions. So much of this is just strictly bad for several reasons (for example, you cannot have a NSFW game that doesn't even fetishize rape but has rape be an important thematic element under these new rules) but my personal favorite is that these are so broad that huge swaths of content are just banned from itch.io. You like VNs of monster girls having sex? Sorry, but your favorite spider girl VN is animal-related, we cannot prove that you don't want to fuck spiders so its gone.

(a real problem anyone thinks about??????)

Game where you can transformed by magical artifacts and sometimes fucked? Sorry, that's non-consensual content. Banned. You cannot be transformed into a maid against your will. You also cannot have your protagonist call an older woman "mommy" because likeeeee that's incestual right?

"Minor-presenting" what the fuck does this mean. Genuinely. If a grown woman wears a fetish uniform is that minor presenting??? What the fuck are you talking about.

Also by the way if they feel your content is "too bad" for their platform, which includes a list of conditions incredibly broad to contain things like "a woman who likes being gagged during sex", they will just steal your revenue. No no no not just the revenue from the work in question. All of it. This makes any NSFW work a ticking timebomb, especially since itch.io doesn't have the fucking staff to deal with all of this! There's no second chances. You are not protected against fraudulent report or our dumb as fuck employees.

itch.io right now is just not a safe platform for NSFW content, and honestly, it really should be said, a fair swath of SFW content too. Don't use it, find alternative ways to survive in the market right now.

It's not going to be easy, but it's necessary. Here's a link to an article going over some solutions. I cannot personally vouch for any of these in particular but you need to do what you gotta.

Also, harass VISA and Mastercard. Phone calls over emails. Ruin their workflow. Do it for weeks, don't give up.

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*spritzes him with a spray bottle* NO. BAD

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tell me why tifa recommended this guy again

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lol this is so true. and also really cool in a way i could never explain to anyone who isn't Like This

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boy i love monster hunter but the grind to get the parts for the armor i want is starting to get to me....... im tired of guardian rathalos.... please drop what i need......

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Why is my account bald... wangxian save me...

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Dadji how I love you

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so close yet so far

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ive lost like 30 pounds (so far) and gone down about 2 pant sizes and i went shopping today for new jeans and i think this is the first time in a long time were i have felt good about what i look like in the mirror

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I've been sick with a really bad flu so i ended up in bed sketching up another sefikura doujinshi but uhm this one is. um.

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to all the warriors who will feel pressured to shave their legs now that it’s warm enough to wear shorts… HOLD THE LINE!!!

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Critical Role fans, I need you to be prepared for the M9 animated show to disappoint you a little bit. Things will be cut that you wish had stayed. They'll change plots that will upset you. It's not going to be 1:1 with the campaign, and I need you to be prepared for that. I need you to understand that this is going to happen so that we don't get unreasonable angry reactions about it. It's a TV show. It cannot be 1:1 with four or five hour DnD liveplays.

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Do not baby-ify Caduceus Clay. Do not make Caduceus into a soft uwu non-violent baby. Caduceus is wise. He is calm. He enjoys being a caretaker.

He is not a pacifist. Caduceus regularly gets irritated in fights to the point that he deliberately saps the strength of their enemies. He capsized a boat without thinking about it. He watched someone stab Fjord through the heart with a sword and decided the best response was to have ethereal beetles consume the flesh of the things that did it. He reduces their enemies to nothing but their bones frequently. He makes sure their bodies are consumed by bugs and fungus.

Caduceus is wise, and yes, he is frequently calm. He's also someone who surrounds himself with death, he's someone who will not take threats against the people he loves lightly, and he's someone who is willing and able to use the inherent violence of nature to his advantage.

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You are made to live as a kind of house-pet for one week. You are well taken care of and loved, but you are unable to communicate to the person taking care of you that you are a person. What is your reaction?

Spin the wheel to find out which pet you will spend a week as.

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dick game so bad i dont even have one

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In your expert opinion, who's the twinkiest of the mxtx protagonists?

Despite being a die hard shizun fucker, I'm objective enough to know it's 100% Wei Ying. He tried to live as a cool dom alpha and it was so wrong the universe literally had to kill him and bring him back in the body of a giggling short cutie pie. That man will see weapons and go "can I take this up the ass?" and not even wait for an answer. The other mxtx protags get embarrassed about pda but he invented the concept of mpreg just to tell people he gave birth to his adoptive son