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my shirt #myshirt

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Useful life hacks:

It's a sin to kill a wolf without cause because wolves and men are the same. Dogs came to be because the ancient fathers of wolves and men recognized this kinship in each other. Wolves could've evolved the neural complexity necessary for linguistic communication but they chose not to because they're smarter than us and knew it would be a raw deal.

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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

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we shpuld make a tumblr bar with drinks like sonic screwdriver and the baker street mule

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I survived because the fuck it we ball inside me burned brighter than the it's so over around me

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(cw: sexual assault) the pedophile -as it is understood outside of academic circles- is a mythical creature. the idea that a complete stranger who kidnaps and sexually assaults kids is their biggest threat is absolutely insane; not one case of CSA (child sexual assault) in a hundred looks like that. CSA is committed almost uniformly by adults in a preestablished position of authority (such as family, family friends, clergy, or teachers) and in a way that a victim who doesn't know what sexual assault looks like will be left unsure what happened to them. without knowing concretely how sex and sexuality works, would you be able to tell the difference between molestation and the various other forms of unwanted physical touch and abuse kids are regularly subjected to? would it even seem that different? but parenthood and the submission of youth to adults as institutions are threatened by the reality of CSA. adults need to justify their ownership of children through an imagined outside threat constantly held at bay through their diligence. the truth - that putting yourself in such a position of authority over children directly enables abuse (including sexual abuse) - is thrown aside.

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sorry the faces of every man ive ever killed just flashed before my eyes was that a yes or a no to butt stuff

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cooking with trauma

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now feels like a good time to reiterate that Iranians have been martyred by america + israel already, both empires that possess nuclear weapons, and that Iran does not have nuclear weapons. so now is not the time to joke about america getting nuked-- any retaliation on Iran's part is justified and the only way we escape this situation, but Iran is not going to nuke us, because the entire premise that Iran has nukes is how america justified bombing them and also the exact same rhetoric we used against Iraq and how we killed my countrysmen when there was again no evidence of nuclear warfare. New York City is not going to get fucking nuked. go listen to a podcast or something

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some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of

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changes my led lightbulb to red like im in the nocturnal animal hut at the zoo

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My archeology class has really given me a renewed and visceral hatred of ancient aliens shitheads literally the laziest and most incurious and thoroughly racist pseudoscience in existence

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how busy are you guys that you can't spend a few days sorting beetles?

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you've all gotta stop acting like "overweight" is a gentle PC alternative for the word fat and not itself an assertion of the ontological wrongness of being large. Over What Weight Precisely

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i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

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