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I escaped the basement again, you won't trick me into getting back in there now >:(

-the burnt hostage

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*Throws forks at the pineapple*

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*psst* hey big tony. wanna mess with Likey?

Here, try to stack them on his head. Or you could just eat time if you don't want to.

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Likey x Big Tony???

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Is your house still burning? I set fire to ages ago but no one really took advantage until now.

[likenapple]

I have the mango back now. You can’t have him.

We’re married.

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the milkman's fine, right? RIGHT, LIKEY? oh God.

*breaks into your house and steals the milkman from your basement*

[likenapple]

I escaped the basement, where do I go?

[likenapple]

... do you need new ways to hide your victim's bodies??

if so, I hath idea. go to my blog. tis there.

farewell

[likenapple]

What do you think of the results of Punko's poll yesterday?

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How tall is the pineapple?

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So either you guys didn't notice or you didn't care 😂

Can I use your bathroom?

[likenapple]

i like mangoes better :,((

Don't worry, you can stay in my basement 😊

[likenapple]

I didn't know you worked for water brands too (reference to ep 28)

Oh, we do fireworks too 👍

(They really put on a...performance)

[likenapple]

Explain.

Right now.

Why do you do all this illegal stuff when you already own a soda company?

[likenapple]

Methinks the Likenapple is immortal

Methinks is not correct... ;_;