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buck has jee-yun for the day and eddie tags along bc he's feeling wistful for when christopher was that age, and inevitably they end up in a claire's accessories where jee demands one of these bad boys because she's started pre-school now and has a Best Friend

but then because 5 year olds are tyrants she demands that buck and eddie also need to get one and she stares at them until they put it on. and they're both like haha okay if the lady insists! ;) and they fight a little over who gets to be best and who is relegated to friend (you should be friend, buck tells eddie, purple looks good on you) and then they put on their necklaces and chuckle a little, while jee nods in approval, and for the rest of the day whenever they catch sight of their necklaces (hard to miss, very sparkly) they grin at each other

and then they take jee back home and life goes on and when buck's alarm goes off the next morning he knocks the necklace off his bedside table while grabbing for his phone, and he decides it'll be funny to wear it to work as he is best after all. when he gets to the station chim clocks it immediately, oh he says you two are adorable, and buck turns to see eddie in the changing room also with his half of the sparkly heart. they fistbump (obviously) and then fit the two halves of the heart together (obviously), which means leaning in really close as these necklaces were intended for children not big beefy firefighter necks, close enough that their faces end up a little smooshed together and buck says we uhh we might need longer chains and eddie shrugs and says I dunno I kinda like it and he pats buck's pendant where it sits in the hollow of his neck

Also bobby is there

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On This Day in Schitt's Creek: June 14

2019

burning one hell of a something... [david/patrick, T, 8,881] by @startswithhope

Bad ventilation, burnt steak and an obnoxious fire alarm, all the ingredients needed for Patrick to meet David and spark a very different kind of flame. (this is pure flirty fluff with AU and canon interspersed, spread over 6 short chapters that I’ll be posting over consecutive days)

Give My All [david/patrick, E, 10,220] by @mickeysmyheart

It's David's birthday & his and Patrick's anniversary. Patrick plans a few surprises for David, wanting this to be a very relaxing day for them since there's been some stress planning the wedding, running the store, and finding a new place for them to live together. That doesn't mean David doesn't have a surprise of his own for Patrick.

2020

A private kind of happiness [david/patrick, E, 4,550 + art] by @kiwiana-writes @sparklesmagiclightlove

“We need to find a solution to this,” he grumbles as he leaves Patrick to tidy himself up while he deals with the interruption. Stevie is the interruption. But miraculously, suspiciously, annoyingly — she is also the solution.

All I Can Do Is Keep Breathing [david/patrick, T, 3,304] by @loveisallyouneed21

Two moments, one where Patrick has to deal with a traumatic memory and one where homophobia comes from someone outside of Schitt’s Creek.

All's Right With the World [david/patrick, E, 39,103] by PositivelyBedeviledSchitthead

Providing “behind-the-scenes” glimpses of Patrick’s and David’s life together post-Rachel, this work is mostly canon-compliant.

an old-fashioned man [david/patrick, G, 1,300] by the_hodag

Clint and David have a moment at Patrick’s “surprise” birthday party.

Fiona, Adele, Alanis [david/patrick, T, 3,064] by bigficenergy

Stevie, Patrick, and David walk into a bar. Karaoke and tipsy affection ensue.

Green-Eyed Monster [david/patrick, T, 2,416] by @agoodpersonrose

After missing his chance on David's birthday, Patrick deals with watching him get set-up on a date with somebody else.

Hop on the Purple Line [alexis/twyla, G, 2,024] by @kindofspecificstore

Alexis is preparing to leave Schitt's Creek, and Twyla can't bare to see her go (or tell her how she really feels)

Kissception [david/patrick, NR, 806] by MoreHuman

Patrick has figured out how to make David want it. It isn’t that hard, to be honest.

What’s Cookin’, Good Lookin’? [david/patrick, E, 1,435] by @delilah-mcmuffin

“In here!” David’s voice called out from the direction of the kitchen. Patrick frowned and braced himself. The thought of David alone in the kitchen all day was both terrifying and adorable. He frequently spent his days off cooking things for Patrick, deep diving on Pinterest for recipes he thought would make Patrick’s mouth water. And Patrick appreciated the thought, he really did. It was just that sometimes, after a day spent in the kitchen, all that David had to show for his efforts was the thought. And some kind of lumpy, burnt thing that was supposedly a pot roast or maybe banana bread.

you're stuck in my head, stuck on my heart, stuck on my body [david/patrick, G, 1,436] by scullymldrs

It’s probably a little ridiculous, considering that they have phones and Patrick could just text David these things. But David adores these little notes, these simple reminders of Patrick’s affection.

2021

Dress You Up [david/patrick, T, 3,200] by @likerealpeopledo-on-ao3

Patrick goes shopping for shirts. Feelings ensue. “So take me shopping then.” “Oh honey, I don’t know if we’ll survive that kind of test so early on in our relationship.” Patrick doesn’t know whether he should call attention to the relationship or the honey. He likes the sound of both. He already can’t stop tasting the shape of boyfriend in his mouth and it’s only been two days. He loves it. He loves it so much he’s volunteering to shop.

If I Could Know Within My Heart [david/patrick, T, 5,629] by MoreHuman

David remembers thirteen. Thirteen turned him into a different person, too, and he’s not just talking about the nose job. Thirteen made him hyper-aware of everyone staring at him and everyone he thought was staring at him and everyone who could potentially one day be staring at him. So he gave them all a reason to stare. Thirteen was the year fashion became his armor. He looks over at the contour palettes, glitter, and false eyelashes spread out on the table next to them. Maybe Jayson’s looking for his own armor.

You can fall [david/patrick, E, 96,896] by @wordthieve

Patrick's instinct is to leave, but he’s just noticed something about this guy. “I know you …” he says slowly, uncertainly.It’s hardly flattering, but the other guy chuckles. It’s a nice sound, Patrick thinks, cautiously. “Yeah,” says the guy, his grin sliding into a smirk. “I think you, uh, tried to flirt with me once.” And now Patrick recognises him. A million years ago, at a party he hadn’t thought twice about, before everything really took off, this guy stood in a kitchen, not unlike this one, wearing a shirt blazoned with a mouth and bloody fangs, teasing Patrick. OR Patrick Brewer has a LOT of baggage. He's absolutely not ready for a relationship. OR In which the author tries not to spoil anything, and in doing so fails completely at the summary.

2022

[Podfic] And sew it begins... [david/patrick, G, podfic] by @sweatersinthesummer

So what if David had mentioned a favorite black t-shirt that he’d lost in the move to Schitt’s Creek? He had waxed rhapsodic over lunch one day about how the sleeves were the perfect length, how it was just fitted enough and soft, so soft. Patrick listened, and thought maybe it was time to try sewing something new. (Read by the author)

Ain't no friend of mine [david/patrick, G, 2,027] by @lizzie-bennetdarcy

"Um, hi?" "Oh hey, sorry, I was looking for someone else. Must be the wrong apartment." David sat up, his full attention on the door. He knew that voice - despite their disastrous elevator encounter, his stomach still felt fluttery at hearing Blue Shirt outside his door. David and Patrick meet under less than ideal circumstances.

Everyday is Summer With You [david/patrick, E, 7,700] by @a-noble-dragon

A collection of one shot ficlets featuring David, Patrick, and with guest appearances from their friends. The picnic spot is perfect for the four of them. They sit huddled together on a rug next to the large lake. David savours the last bites of their lunch while the others chatter inanely. Alexis plays with the ribbons in her girlfriend’s hair, and Twyla weaves flowers together that she finds in the long meadow grass, placing colourful crowns onto Alexis and Patrick's bowed heads.

2023

can't buy me love [david/patrick, G, 252] by @enablelove

David has always lived his life as the provider - money, drugs, alcohol, you name it and people have flocked to David because they know he has whatever they might desire.

Pointy [david/patrick, T, 1,592] by @wearpersistencewell

Patrick is with Ken. So why can't he stop thinking about David?

Stats:

No fanworks for 2017, 2018, or 2024 2019: 2 fics/19,101 words 2020: 10 fanworks (9 fics, 1 fic/art combo)/59,438 words 2021: 3 fics/105,815 words 2022: 3 fanworks (2 fics, 1 podfic)/9,780 words 2023: 2 fics/1,844 words Total: 20 fanworks (18 fics, 1 podfic, 1 fic/art combo)/195,978 words

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Work out what Alex has on the very top of his head. You may ask Alex 'yes' or 'no' questions, but Alex will only answer using his exciting new numbers system. Fastest wins.

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Guys, my last SC fic was posted last year. Go read it! It was maybe the easiest fic I’ve ever written and the jokes wrote themselves. So much nudity!

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On This Day in Schitt's Creek: June 6

2019

Damn Yankees [david/patrick, T, 3,710] by undersail2013

Prompt from user @ foggynelson : "A silly fic of David and Patrick meeting once while in high school and Patrick pining over David but not being able to do anything about it." Admittedly, the silliest part of this fic is Patrick's hair.

i Love You? [david/patrick, G, 668] by thisisfromawhileago

Patrick knows David has a hard time expressing emotions, especially emotions of love. I mean he’s only ever said it twice to his parents, once at a Mariah Carey concert and only a handful of times to Patrick.

i'm part of you indefinitely [david/patrick, G, 585] by @twylasands

david and patrick share an intimate moment during their wedding reception

2020

Keeping Your Eyes on the Wall [david/stevie, E, 2,365] by @floosilver8

The sexploits of Schitt's Creek.Canon compliant missing scene from S1E9, Stevie POV. (Title from Tina Turner's "Private Dancer")

moving in and moving on [david/patrick, T, 564] by @hullomoon

David has some thoughts about Patrick's apartment

Nothing As Exhilarating [david/patrick, E, 1,307] by bigficenergy

“Just admit you liked the movie.” Patrick has David pressed down along the couch in Ray’s living room, and is carrying on a discussion of the movie they just watched between kisses. David has really been enjoying that Patrick apparently wants to kiss him and wants to talk to him enough that they often combine the activities. And with Patrick on top of him like this, David has half a mind - and possibly half some other parts - to give in and tell him what he wants to hear.

The PC Term is 'Sartorially Challenged' [david/patrick, M, 873] by @midnightstreet

Really, David? You're going to comment on the length of Patrick's sleeves? People in glass houses, and all that. Set during The Wingman.

Ticket B13 [david/patrick, G, 232] by Lilibel

David, vu par Patrick.Episode 308.

You're about to be where nobody's been [david/patrick, E, 1,056] by @kiwiana-writes

The first time David comes on Patrick's face. That's it, that's the fic.

2021

A Thousand Days [david/patrick, T, 1,190] by @thesleepyskipper

When you’ve been together for 1000 days, it feels monumental. Like some sort of huge accomplishment. At least it feels that way to David, considering that this has gone on significantly longer than any other relationship he’s had before. He honestly can’t even believe that he’s counted. And sure, they’re now married, but there’s something special about hitting a THOUSAND days together. Which is why David isn’t all that impressed when Patrick suggests going to a sports bar to celebrate this milestone. Well, it wasn’t exactly for the distinct purpose of celebrating, but more to watch some important sportsball hockey thing.

as though you carry it in your body [david/patrick, T, 3,933] by @dinnfameron

Alexis is sick on the night of the Sunrise Bay premiere, and while everyone else heads out to the red carpet event, her brother decides to stay home and take care of her. Not that brother.

Chicken Soup [david/patrick, T, 20,398, CW: cancer] by @trueillusion82

David stood stunned as the man walked away, thankful he was already leaning against the wall because it kept from falling over as his knees threatened to give out. Was this guy serious? Who would joke about that? And why? He clutched the business card between his fingers and blinked, watching the shadow of the man round the corner onto the sidewalk, presumably going home after… what? Delivering a life-changing diagnosis after giving a blowjob in the back alley behind a gay club in rural Ontario? No, it had to be a joke. But what if it wasn’t? What if he was serious? What if David had… cancer? *** An adaptation of Queer as Folk's season four cancer arc using Schitt's Creek characters -- a.k.a. 43 pages of angst with a very happy ending.

cross your heart [david/patrick, T, 3,577] by @5ambreakdown

Patrick figured that, after breaking off his engagement seemingly out of nowhere to his girlfriend of more or less fifteen years, running away to a small town in rural Ontario, speaking to virtually no one for the better part of two years, only to announce yet another engagement to someone who was very much not Rachel, let alone a woman, some of the people in his family would be a bit apprehensive. Hesitant. He thought that, understandably, they maybe wouldn’t fully understand it, but he at least expected them to support him. He doesn’t need them to understand, but he would like them to have the smallest amount of faith in him. ---- or, the author really needs to stop projecting onto poor patrick brewer

don't rush into things [david/patrick, E, 1,875] by LFTPD

David had swallowed, his eyes locked onto Patrick’s as he slowly pulled away. He’d reached up to wipe off his mouth, and as Patrick’s brain slowly turned back online after the best orgasm of his life, his only thought had been dear god, I can’t wait to do that to him. Fast forward a few weeks and Patrick still hasn’t managed to get his mouth on David. It’s not for lack of trying.

fell so hard that i woke up [ted/alexis, t, 51,595] by @alittlepudge-neverhurtnobody

Ted passes her the popcorn bowl and pulls his sweatshirt over his head, and Alexis watches appreciatively, cradling the bowl in her lap. But the white t-shirt he’s wearing underneath his sweatshirt pulls up, too, and where Ted has always been flat and toned, there’s now a soft little pile of belly. Alexis blinks, confused. Has Ted — Ted hasn’t always had that, has he? She would know. She would know, right? Like, she would have felt it? or: Alexis finally figures out what her love language is, plus a whole lot of other stuff, like how to be a good partner, how to effectively communicate, and why she's so into Ted asking if she's gonna eat the rest of that.

i requested no conversation... [david/patrick, T, 1,301] by @startswithhope

Patrick will probably look back on this day and dissect all of the decisions he’s made in what is apparently a choose your own adventure type scenario and wonder at all of them, but in this moment, he decides to take the riskier of options.

Lucky Just To Linger In Your Life [david/patrick, M, 10,052] by @vanillahigh00

David and Patrick are not together and have been working at the store for about six months. It's Marcy's birthday and Patrick wants to go see his mom. Can he convince David to come with him?

oh dear, the biggest of all fears [david/stevie, E, 3,242] by @ratchet

It's not jealousy he's feeling. Absolutely not. There's nothing to be jealous of. They're friends. Just friends. Who fuck, occasionally. Nothing more. He doesn't want anything more. More involves putting down roots, investing time, feelings. He doesn’t have the emotional collateral for that. ----- or: s01e10.5 - david what on earth is going on in that little head of yours, huh?

one single thread of gold [david/patrick, T, 29,059] by returntosaturn

The driver is new—only with them a few weeks—and David’s only gotten a glimpse of him a time or two, over his shoulder from the cab of the car, out of the corner of his eye when he held the door. He’s got sturdy shoulders, a sweet chin and a button nose, and the fact that David has taken notice of any of this, enough to give name and illustration to it, only adds to his irritation. // Downton Abbey AU

strip it down [david/patrick, E, 6,527] by @schittyfic

Patrick loves how methodical David can be when he channels his focus into a task. He loves that he can take something so complicated on the surface and smooth it out with capable hands until it’s simple. He loves that he can stand here and talk about cleaning products in that nonchalant tone and somehow, somehow have Patrick’s pulse picking up and his face warming with a steady blush. * In which David strips Patrick's baseball uniforms, and Patrick has a lot of feelings about it.

That Haven We Knew [ted/alexis, NR, 3,743] by jmda4

Alexis is thriving in New York City. Alexis Rose Communications is well-respected, and she's happy to be tied closely to her career. The last thing she can, or wants to, think about is a relationship. She doesn't have time for anything she knows won't last. Then, she receives a text that makes her heart drop. Ted Mullens is wrapping up his contract in the Galapagos. He loved every second of it but decides that he doesn't want to sleep in a dorm room forever. He's talked to Alexis a little bit over the years, but both came to the conclusion that regular communication was just too hard. Then, he sends a text.

wine tasting and working late [stevie/twyla, G, 1,868] by @heysmalltownboy

Stevie took a breath. “Do you remember when I told you that I only drink red wine? Well, I’m pretty sure that I drink white wine too now. Or, I always did? I don’t know, I’m bad at this.” “So, do you mean that-” David started, trying to follow their old metaphor. “I kissed Twyla,” Stevie finally said.

You Know Me So Well [david/patrick, E, 5,238] by @lisamc-21

Patrick and David take a trip to Seattle to celebrate their five-year wedding anniversary. This is some fluff, some sweetness, and some smut.

2022

All my secrets are safe in your heart as well… [twyla & jocelyn, G, 2,745] by @rhetoricalk @typewritess

A glimpse through the years at how Jocelyn looked out for and took care of Twyla while she was growing up.

Best (Friend) Practices [alexis & ruth, G, 4,499] by @sarahlevys

Ruth makes terrible, corny jokes. She talks for way too long about her high school trifecta of mathletes, robotics, and debate team, and doesn’t entirely manage to hide her surprise when Alexis mentions finishing high school, like, two years ago. She tallies up their bill at the end, then charges Alexis for 58.33% of their appetizer because she accidentally had seven shrimp to Ruth’s five. It’s the best evening Alexis has had in a long while. When Johnny sets up Alexis and Ruth on a friend date, Alexis gets more than she bargained for (and then some).

Dance with me [david/patrick, T, 1,902] by @myolivebranch

Early in their relationship, at a party, David asks Patrick to dance.

Rose-Brewer Bébés [david/patrick, M, 36,232] by resilient_rose

David and Patrick decide to adopt kids, but not everything goes according to plan.

slow and sure [david & twyla, G, 1,036 + podfic] by @hullomoon

David and Twyla bond over painting

The Forest Between Us [patrick & twyla, T, 4,900] by @treepyful

Patrick and Twyla are morning people. David and Alexis are not. This continues to be true while camping. A 5+1 of early morning chats through the years.

time, wondrous time, gave me the blues and then purple-pink skies [ted/alexis, G, 2,814] by blueberriesandcream

how ted and alexis cross paths again, three years later.

you come away with a great little story [david & alexis, G, 2,750 + podfic] by @nerdframed @roseapothecary

In the quiet aftermath of one of the Rose family holiday parties, David and Alexis bond about how their lives have changed.

2023

Home [david/patrick, G, 709] by @liron-ao3

David and Patrick move into their cottage.

written in the stars [david/patrick, G, 246] by @enablelove

Patrick just wants to hold David's hand.

2024

Ray-Tired and Loving It? [david/patrick, T, 4,707] by @likerealpeopledo-on-ao3

David and Patrick have just moved into their brand new just-pretentious-enough retirement village and find themselves grappling with an age-old problem: Ray.

Stevie's Secret [david & stevie, G, 100] by mallpretzles

David finds something mortifying in Stevie’s closet.

text Ray-ted [david/patrick, M, 581] by @weathereyehorizon

I'm going to leave the summary as I originally pitched this to my series co-writers. Ray is also somehow naked. Stevie never helps.

Stats:

No fanworks for 2017 or 2018 2019: 3 fics/4,963 words 2020: 6 fics/6,397 words 2021: 14 fics/143,598 words 2022: 8 fanworks (6 fics, 2 fic/podfic combos)/56,878 words 2023: 2 fics/955 words 2024: 3 fics/5,388 words Total: 36 fanworks (34 fics, 2 fic/podfic combos)/218,179 words

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What's THE buddie theme song?

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Five years of my Trivia AU! Avocado! Six points sure!

On This Day in Schitt's Creek: May 28

2018

The Perfect Night [david/patrick, M, 2,482] by @howami40

2019

Experiment [david/patrick, E, 3,820] by @codswalloping

He was almost sure Patrick would try it if he asked him to. The trouble was, he didn’t want to ask.

the words [david/patrick, G, 1,721] by my_middle_name_is_awkward

He’d happily go through everything again the exact same way, including all of the Rachel stuff and the sexuality crisis just to end up here with David. He knew that all of the hurt and frustration had been worth it to wind up in Schitt’s Creek, running a store with his boyfriend whom he loved. He wouldn’t change a thing.

2020

Bright and Early [david/patrick, NR, 711] by @maxbegone

David yawns, turning to look at the clock. “It’s eight-thirty.” “And I can’t come see my fiancé bright and early?” David blushes at that. “I look gross.” “David, I’ve seen you when you just wake up, and I think you look beautiful.” - A prompt fill that led to an accidental missing scene for Moira Rosé

By Any Other Name [david/patrick, G, 2,957] by @doublel27

The practice of taking someone else’s name hadn’t even seemed odd until Twyla asked who was changing their name after the wedding, him or David, as she dropped his tea on the counter weeks ago. Patrick had blinked at her and realized he didn’t have an answer. No one had ever asked before. Everyone had always known Rachel was going to become Rachel Brewer. She’d doodled it on half a dozen notebooks in high school. But with David, well, Patrick hadn’t even thought about it. Now he couldn’t stop.

No, You Have a Sloppy Mouth [david/patrick, NR, 745] by @maxbegone

Have fun, enjoy the wine. Please don’t break the bed or scare off any guests with your raucous lovemaking ;-) - Stevie “She’s the worst.” David sets the note on the countertop. - or, Patrick's a tease and just wants to make out with David.

supercut [david/patrick, T, 4,482] by @leopxld-fitz

The truth is, since David and Patrick broke up, David hasn’t been the same. And he doesn’t know why. He’s got loads of exes. Plenty of people who he’s loved and he’s lost. Who have wronged him and who he’s recovered from. He could write a book of people who he’s gotten over that he felt something for once. But this is different. It doesn’t leave his head, not that day, not the day after that, or the day after that. This is different, it’s bleeding, it’s raw, because he’d had time to fix it and didn’t come around in time. Because Patrick had reached out and reached out and reached out and when David finally turned around, there was just smoke. So Patrick...Patrick he doesn’t get over. --- What if David and Patrick never got back together during "The Olive Branch"? What if David moved to New York? What if, despite all of that, they never stop thinking about each other?

take your joy in me [david/patrick, T, 4,226] by @tommybuckleys

“This actually isn’t as hideous as I thought it was going to be,” David says as he opens the door. There’s a beat of silence, and then, “Wow,” says a voice that is very much not Stevie.

The More You Know [david/patrick, M, 72,380] by @likerealpeopledo-on-ao3

David Rose needs a sixth person for ultimate (trivia) game play. Enter Patrick Brewer. It's two smart idiots falling in love.

2021

[art] A Lot Like Love [patrick & stevie & david, G, art] by @shimmies

Stevie, David, and Patrick watch a movie together in an alternate ending to The Wingman.

[Filk] You Have Possessed My Heart [david/patrick, G, flik] by @rhetoricalk @sunlightsymphony

What if Patrick decided to be a troll and sing David a repurposed version of I Will Possess Your Heart by Death Cab for Cutie at Open Mic Night?

[podfic] Catfishing [david/patrick, G, podfic] by @hullomoon

After some prompting from David, Fisherman Patrick reminisces about the day he found his cat, Mackerel, and brought him home. [podfic of Catfishing]

[podfic] I'm a M*therf*cking Starboy [david/patrick, T, podfic] by @hullomoon

This guy walks into Ray's and rocks Patrick's world. He's over the moon. It's the love story of the Centauri. [podfic of I'm a M*therf*cking Starboy]

all i ever want (is to be enough for you) [david/patrick, NR, 359] by @lucy-frostblade

David slumps down on one of the crates, tears burning behind his eyelids. He almost wishes he was back in New York, where he didn't have to worry about messing things up. But his mind decides to betray him, flashing through all of his favorite moments, of meeting Patrick, of leasing the store- his store, of movie nights with Stevie and Patrick, of date nights in Elmdale and waking up with him, and everything he didn't think he needed until moving to Schitt's Creek. _ Or: David realizes he loves Patrick a lot sooner than Single's Week

Bolt of Light [david/patrick, G, poem] by elifisher96

What a shame your birthday was forgotten,I thought a date would make you happy tonight.

five days [david/patrick, E, 92,476] by FaithNoMoar

Patrick clambers up the stairs before reaching daylight again. It’s joy—pure joy, and excitement, and opportunity, and he can't help basking in it; surrounded by the roaring cheers of hundreds of people from every walk of life waving goodbye to the spectators out on the dock...and one remarkably well dressed man who looked absolutely miserable. Five days on the RMS Titanic, where Patrick Brewer, looking for a fresh start, meets David Rose, and everything changes.

Kristy Learns to Lose [ronnie/kristy thomas, E, 1,261] by lithic

Kristy Thomas has always been a pitcher, not a catcher. Then she comes to Schitt’s Creek.

like family would [david/patrick, T, 3,938] by @ratchet

Patrick has literally never been sick in their entire four year relationship, is the thing. Barely a sniffle or a sore throat or a summer cold to speak of. His apparently impeccable immune system had unnerved David, who suffered with winter colds and summer allergies that could be scheduled like clockwork. He’d become so adept at managing his own ill health each time it rolled round that he’d felt weirdly put out that Patrick had never needed his expertise. But now Patrick is sick, and David feels a little at a loss of how to help him. ---- or: Patrick gets the flu. David learns a new definition of family.

The Slip [david/patrick, M, 13,490] by resilient_rose

Patrick takes a hike. David learns first aid.

when you smile (i melt inside) [alexis/twyla, G, 657] by @wafflesfriendswork

Twyla and Alexis meet on Bumpkin.

2022

The Truce [david/patrick, G, 283] by mallpretzles

Patrick and David walk down the aisle as new husbands. Patrick turns to smile at a guest, but who was it?

We laugh, we fumble, we take it day by day [david/patrick, E, 2,235] by anonymous

David and Patrick get to know each other better

Would We Call This a Truce? [david/patrick, G, 271] by @tyfinn

David and Patrick walk up the aisle as new husbands. David turns to smile at a guest, but who was it?

2023

Happy Birthday, Love [david/patrick, M, 288] by @tyfinn

It's David's birthday, and Patrick wants to celebrate.

2024

oh my god, they were roommates [ted/alexis, T, 2,638] by dollsome

Alexis and Ted do lockdown together. Everybody else has Thoughts about it.

Seaweed [david/patrick, G, 185] by @a-noble-dragon

Rollie Jr. tells David and Patrick a joke. David, isn’t impressed.

sweater weather [david/patrick, NR, 2,158] by @ruuinxs

“It’s all sweaters. Like, all of it. Do you have anything that isn’t winter-wear?” “Okay, first of all, sweaters are not only for winter, and I get cold easily. You know that.” “It’s 27 degrees outside in the middle of summer, David.” David really hates when Patrick uses common sense. OR:Patrick finds out about one of David's insecurities.

Stats:

No fanworks for 2017 2018: 1 fic/2,482 words 2019: 2 fics/5,541 words 2020: 6 fics/85,501 words 2021: 11 fanworks (6 fics, 2 podfics, 1 fan art, 1 poem, 1 flik)/112,736 words 2022: 3 fics/2,789 words 2023: 1 fic/288 words 2024: 3 fics/4,981 words Total: 27 fanworks (22 fics, 2 podfics, 1 fan art, 1 poem, 1 flik)/214,318 words

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Ryan Guzman as Eddie Diaz 9-1-1, S02E10

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abc hire me instead of that man no watermarks and no bubbles version only on patreon

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I put in for a transfer. Out of the 118? It's just a number now.

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Buddie + Fist Bumps in S8 9-1-1

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Buddie canon Season 9 for sure you guys

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post ep conversation because they SHOULD grieve together

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hi, it seems I’ve grown quite fond of these two lately…. 🥺🤲🏻

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FOUR YEARS SINCE 4X14 AAAAAA

here are all the prints I've made based on the episode!!! all are available here!!

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Fran Lebowitz on writing