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Tyler. He/him. I want to be everything. ig: @ty.humphrey
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*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready
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🌙🐶💫🐶🌙This is the Goodnight Post. Reblog it for a good nights sleep tonight and you’ll feel refreshed and energized🌙🐶💫🐶🌙
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Person: this water is really shallow
Me, someone who just seen “A Star Is Born”:
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only sexy bitches sit on kitchen counters that’s the law
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j.k.rowling: actually, my books are very diverse. for example *throws dart* nagini is *throws dart* an asian woman
j.k.rowling: i’ve known this for *throws dart* twenty years
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my grandma’s watching fox news and i’m overhearing then losing their absolute shit over millennials not buying kraft singles
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lmfao sports literally just b like. put it in the hole
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