Chen Chen, from "weep ode #99"
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imagine you have squirrels in your pants and instead of helping you, a bunch of strangers start spitting absolute bars about it and making your pain into a breakdance. i’d be inconsolable.
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Oh boy am I pissed off about having to participate in capitalist America
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Mahmoud Darwish, tr. by Catherine Cobham, from “Perfection is the same as imperfection”, A River Dies of Thirst
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Just checking....
We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?
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a weighted blanket is not enough please compress me into a .zip file
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even when i am not posting, know that horrible sentences are raging within me
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Typical MCMG promo
Shelley: so, it appears that we have a match next week. How funny considering that the motor city machine guns are brilliant masters of the trade that is professional wrestling. We will take you apart bit by bit, meticulous in our deconstruction of your very life form because we are the best tag team to ever live.
Sabin: I'm gonna kick you right in the butt, pal
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i've always loved bj in this scene because there's no reason for him to be there. comes in, says like 3 lines and then just sits there
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I CANT 💀
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U ever catch urself clenching the living SHIT out of your jaw for no reason ....calm down queen nothing's happening.......yet
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if i had a nickel every time an actor named david with two last names who also happened to be gay carried the 11 season sitcom he was on and outshined everyone with his comedic abilities while playing an upper-class stuck-up man i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice
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Helen Stewart
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Wrestling is not a love story, it's a fairy tale for masochists.
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