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I’d like a story where a man gives birth into a woman. So birthing through his penis into her womb.

“Soon. I am going to give birth really soon. I need a host.” Albert opened the hook up dating app, flipping through the profiles with one hand, rubbing his belly with the other. “Fun, fun, cute cute cute and horny cute fun, ooo, pregnancy kink,” Albert smiled, “That’s more like it. Hmm.”

A message popped up on the board. Women looking to get pregnant often posted there but it had been a while since anyone requested him. Today, he would have a choice.

Albert requested that both ladies send him selfies and he evaluated them. The thin one was cute but she didn’t look ready or capable to handle what he had planned. The one with the round face had bigger breasts, he asked her for a picture of her full body, she told him she had childbearing hips in the text with the picture. The eggs slipped lower at the sight of her. He sent her his selfie with the address to the cafe across from the hotel.

Amelia arrived early, she was ovulating, she checked the calendar and bought a couple of tests, one to take for herself and one to take for him. There were very few men that liked to have risky sex, a fraction of these men thought that getting a stranger pregnant was a turn on, even fewer that were cute. She had had risky sex before but she didn’t get pregnant. Just thinking that this might be the one, that she might get pregnant this time, made her wet and horny. Amelia smiled, bouncing to the meeting place.

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A fairy's birth

(warning : this story contains a hugely pregnant fairy giving birth to a human baby. Some wholesomess and sexual birth incoming.)

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"I CAN'T GIVE BIRTH TO THIS !!! IT'S GOING TO RIP ME OPEN !!!"

The little fairy screamed out loud, her voice echoing through the house. It's been almost a full 24 hours since her baby had started crowning, and she barely made any progress. The baby's head was stuck at her birth canal, with no possibility to push it out. The poor fairy was in pain, exhausted, and at the brink of fainting from all her efforts. She knew since the beginning it wouldn't be easy to carry the baby of her human husband, but she didn't expect it to be THIS hard. Her pregnant belly had been keeping her confined in her bed during the entirety of her last trimester. It had grown so large it was as big as the rest of her, and surely heavier. Each baby movements were visible from the surface of her tight skin. How was he supposed to pass through her birth canal ? Even after using her magic powder to reduce the pain and make her body stretchier, she felt nowhere near the end. Every hour or so, she kept re-using this magic. Right now, she started to feel some side effects. Her mind was getting fuzzy, the overdose of powder acting like a drug that put her in a trance.

"TOO BIG... TOO BIG... I'M GOING TO FUCKING BURST !!!"

"Here, I think I found a solution !"

Her husband said, holding a book titled "Procreation with other species" in his hand. He was at the part of the birth section.

"Alright, so if I guess this right... to help you giving birth I'll have to give you uh... another sort of stimuli...?"

"WHATEVER IT IS, JUST DO IT PLEASE !!! I CAN'T HOLD THIS BABY ANYMORE !!!"

The husband got closer to the fairy's vagina. The head of the baby was bulging so much her legs were forced to be spread apart. His hand wet to her privates and started slowly rubbing the fairy's pussy, which made her startle.

"W-What are you doing ?!?"

"Focus on what I'm doing, alright ? Just relaaaaax..."

The fairy groaned, and closed her eyes to try and focus on whatever he was doing. The man continued rubbing her lover's vagina with tender care, then started Circling around it and the massive bulge created by the results of their love. The mini girl could feel a sensation of pleasure flowing through her body and her pussy started getting wet by something other than her broken water. Slowly but surely, the pleasure started to overwrite the pain. She bit her lip, this time from the pleasure alone.

"Come on baby. You're doing great. You can do it, I know you will."

The fairy's breath accelerated as her husband continued rubbing her privates in a delicate manner. She could feel an orgasm approaching. Short moans escaped the pregnant girl's mouth, who was getting overwhelmed from the mixed feelings. So much pleasure, so much pressure, so much heaviness... and so much happiness for coming to term with this pregnancy, after carrying her husband's baby for so long. She wanted to see it. The result of their love.

"COME ON SWEETIE, PUSH !"

"GGGGNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAH !❤️"

With newfound strength, the fairy managed to push, forcing her small entrance to widen until the head of the baby was out. There was so much pressure on her lower body she couldn't close her legs anymore. She continued pushing and pushing, feeling like her pussy tearing out, until inch by inch, the shoulder's baby came out, then the torso, the hips... in that one big push that lasted forever, the baby was completely out.

"You... You did it sweetie. You did it."

The fairy, was struggling not to lose consciousness. Tears were down her face. She was so tired. She had used all of her strength... but still, she smiled as she looked at her husband holding their baby. A new life was starting from now on... and she couldn't be happier. With a weak voice, she answered to her husband...

"I love you..."

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Knowing Pure Bliss

(Despite the use of the word “young”, all characters are 18+. English isn’t my first language, so that is the main reason for that, and any possible mistakes. I apologize for both of these things.)

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This isn’t happening.

That’s what Umu told himself over an over again. He was naked, on his knees, inside a now ruined and broken summoning circle. Only light source in that dark room, in the middle of the night, was an oil lamp. His contracting, swollen middle was heaving up and down along with his breathing. Sweat tingled in his body, and it dripped from his face onto the floor. On top of all that, his restless spawn kicked and moved around inside his belly, no matter how he tried to ignore it.

It wanted out. So badly. And he theatened the moment when it would finally become true. It would be soon, very, very soon. He could feel how bloody mugus dripped through his whole onto the floor. It was only a matter of time when his waters would follow.

He hated how stupid he had been. There was no trutsing in demons, everyone of his people had told him that much. But no. He had to go against it, when he found out about a demon that could bring him true happiness. After a shitty life he had been in, it was all or nothing.

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Peer Pressure

Tags: Self insert (same name!), rapid pregnancy, forced pregnancy, standing birth, m x f, aliens, alien pregnancy, Vanilla sex, cum, fluids, dead dove do not eat

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Mayternity starts early!

“Come on, please?” Visroth poked Rosie, bouncing slightly on the bed. The sun had barely poked through the blinds that morning, purples and oranges casting against the room's walls covered in posters. One of the beds pushed up against the wall was empty, pillows and blankets pushed around haphazardly and in a jumbled pile. Its owner currently sitting on top of the other bed, still poking at the sleeping form under the blankets. 

“No.” Rosie mumbled, pulling the covers tighter over her head. 

“Why not?” Visroth tilted his head, the sun’s orange glow reaching his light green skin and casting an array of colours against him. Rosie moved slightly, peeking her blue eyes out from behind the covers to stare at the hulking alien. 

“Because the last time we had sex, our sheets were stained green for a week.” Rosie rolled back over, tugging the blankets back over her head. Alien cum was a bitch to get out, and even worse- it stained everything. Rosie’s abdomen was green for much more than a week. “And it's too risky.” 

“It’s not that risky…” Visroth went to argue before Rosie poked her head out again, shooting her alien roommate a glare. Roommate, fuck buddy, maybe boyfriend? It was tough to judge at this point. 

“You mean the whole ‘insta baby’ thing? Yeah, no, too risky.” She huffed, flopping back into the pillow and scurrying under the blankets. Alien gestation took a matter of seconds when mixed with human reproductive systems, humans just had to figure it out the hard way. Just last month, Visroth and Rosie’s neighbour was heard screaming her lungs out, standing in the hallway with a heavy baby hanging half out of her vagina and a worried alien partner at her side. Rosie swore off sex for a week after seeing that. 

“Okay but…what if we used a condom?” Visroth offered, his voice still sounding hopeful and breathy. He was clearly horny and practically itching to poke his dick somewhere.

“Your super sperm melts those, and we needed more alien grade ones anyways. If you’re so pent up, why not use your fleshlight thingy? Silicone pussy must feel the same, right?”

Visroth considered it for a second, getting off the bed to open his drawer for a moment. He let out a defeated little huff upon looking in it. 

“Nah, I lent it to Verik… but what if I pull out? I can pull out, I’ve done it before. I did it last night and do you hear our neighbour giving birth? Nope.” Rosie groaned into her pillow. Visroth was never going to give up, was he? Horny little alien. All aliens seemed to be extra horny, preferring to fuck the humans rather then their own kind, but Visroth seemed to be ravenous. 

“If I say yes to sex, will you shut up?” Rosie said, pushing the blanket back and sitting up. Visroth’s eyes brightened and he nodded, practically leaping onto the bed. He was already wiggling out of his pyjama bottoms. Rosie rolled her eyes, moving to get out of bed and put the blankets somewhere safe where the sticky green cum wouldn’t stain them. The sheets were another story. 

“You do laundry too, by the way. The scrubbing hurt my hands last time. And you pull out, no exceptions. I’m not dealing with an alien baby. That one down the hall cries too much.” Rosie mumbled, wiggling herself out of her sleep shorts and stretching her back a bit, yawning from her disrupted sleep. An alien baby with Visroth wouldn’t be a bad thing, she thought. Those kids were damn cute and Visroth and Rosie’s genes mixing would produce some adorable little guys. The process to get the baby into the world was a different story. 

Pregnancy that lasted a mere blink of an eye and a labor that was painful wasn’t a fun chore. Visroth was already stripped naked, cock bouncing on display. Rosie wouldn’t lie, she was rather grateful that she got a roommate who was a good friend and good fuck. Alien dick was addicting, minding the pun. Rosie and Visroth got free sex, and rent was divided between them. Win-Win. 

“Yeah, yeah, come on! I’ve been aching all morning.” He said, rubbing his cock and pumping it up slightly. Alien cocks were great, Rosie thought. Slightly ribbed and long shaft, and the bulbous head was a great addition. When Rosie first saw it, she thought it looked more like a horse cock than anything else. 

“I take it you had a fun night last night then?” Rosie said, now fully naked and moving to her bed, legs spreading naturally and bent to put her whole pussy on display. Visroth’s cock seemed to jump when Visroth laid eyes on Rosie’s bare vagina. He wasted no time, leaning down to give a long swipe at his roommate's cunt with his tongue, saliva lubing up her thick folds. Rosie bit her lip, hips squirming a bit. She was thankful it was a Saturday, and she had no plans for the day. Sex was always on the agenda though.  

Visroth moved up, putting his arms on either side of Rosie's breasts and grinned, moving his hips so her cock was lined up at her lips, tickling her pussy just lightly. Rosie let out a little giggle, moving her hips so her labia would hug her roommate’s cockhead just a little more snugly.  

“I mean yeah, sex with the neighbour downstairs is fun, but you’re better.” Visroth said, grimacing a bit as he shoved her cock fully into Rosie’s cunt. Rosie moaned, putting her hands to her breasts and tossing her head back.

“I-I’m…mmm.. I’m honoured.” She groaned out, feeling her insides stretch nicely around her roommate's dick. It was thick and girthy and spread her deliciously. Visroth took such good care of her, she didn’t need anyone else. 

“Gods…you’re tight..” Visroth moaned, moving his hips back and forth, his cock sliding nicely into his roommate's cunt. He sat there for a moment, letting himself adjust to the tightness and wetness of her roommate before slowly dragging his cock out and back in again. Rosie groaned, gripping the bedsheets a big as she was fucked. “You humans are so cute with your…fuck…tight little pussies.” Visroth leaned in so he was nuzzling Rosie’s neck, peppering it with light kisses.

 Rosie bit her lip, feeling Visroth’s hips pick up speed and start to rake her insides. He couldn’t fully bottom out inside Rosie, his cock was just too large for that, but he could get far enough in that the bulbous, wide head lightly kissed Rosie’s cervix. The first time that happened, Rosie screamed in pain. Now? It was sheer bliss, knowing that her roommate was just that far inside her. 

“S-shocked I still am…ohh gods..tight, with how much you.. O-oh…spread me.” She grinned, glancing down between their two bodies to watch Visroth’s cock rail into her. Sex with her alien roommate never got boring. They either had new positions to try, or they had been busy for a while before finally getting some alone time. Visroth continued to pump inside her roommate, balls and hips slapping noisily against Rosie’s. 

“Oohh fuck yes! Right there!” Rosie moaned, panting lightly as she spread her legs a bit further. Her thighs and vulva were wet with her own slick. Visroth’s cock shoved up against her g-spot rapidly and multiple times, Rosie’s vision slowly going white as her orgasm threatened to hit. 

“Ohhh god! I’m close!” She yelped, hips starting to buck. Visroth picked up the pace, as if it were a race to see who could come first. Rosie brought a hand down to her clit, rubbing at it furiously as her hips thrust against Visroth. Her vision blurred out as her orgasm crashed over her body, Rosie’s voice hoarse as she moaned lewdly. Her toes curled as Visroth started to speed up faster, moaning him as he slapped his balls against Rosie’s ass. 

And then he came. 

It snuck up on him, suddenly his cock erupting a monsterous spurt of semen into his roommate’s inner core, causing Visroth to shudder and Rosie’s eyes to fly open– orgasm gone and forgotten even as her thighs trembled. 

“No. No you didn’t.” Rosie gritted out, still being lightly thrusted into. She could feel the thick, toothpaste like cum seeping into her body as Visroth shuddered one final time before realising what he had done. 

“Oh shit.” He squeaked, pulling her cock out of his roommate suddenly. Green oozed out of Rosie’s pussy. Rosie groaned, leaning her head back into the pillow. This is exactly what she didn’t want happening. 

“You said you’d pull out!” Rosie wiggled so she could reach for the cloth near the side of the bed, wiping up the cum that was dribbling out of her. She could already tell that it was taking, it never not took in humans. There wasn’t a case out there that resulted in an alien baby not forming rapidly. Fuck. 

“I know! I’m sorry! I tried!” Visroth started to help Rosie wipe up, a blush on his cheeks as he did the best he could. Rosie sighed, reaching for her phone and marking the time. It would be a matter of ten minutes at the most before she’d give birth. Fuck. 

“Well there's no point in getting redressed.” She grumbled, shooting a glare at Visroth. Rosie ran a hand over her abdomen, groaning as she felt it bloating already. “I hope you realise that you’re helping me pop your kid out now.” Visroth merely nodded, shell shocked. Rosie groaned, laying back in bed and looking down at her stomach. How many times had she been careful only to let one casual fuck break her record? 

Rosie thought back to their neighbour, screaming bloody murder in the hallway as a baby practically refused to come from her womb into the world. She sighed, putting a hand to her belly and squeaking. Already it was starting to swell with her roommate's child, a small bump that was quickly gaining in size and causing her breath to hitch in her lungs. 

“Shit.” Rosie glanced up at Visroth, half glaring at him, half pleading with him. Her womb was swelling up by the second, filling with fluid and baby as she lay there on the bed. “I hope you took notes when the birth happened down the hall.” Rosie grunted, shifting her hips a bit as they too started to fill out to prepare for the birth of her child. 

Visroth bit his lip and sat at the end of the bed, eyes fixated on Rosie’s swelling belly and her pussy that still oozed green. He knew nothing about birth, nor was he taking notes. He just knew that now his roommate was growing before his eyes and he would be a father soon. Rosie groaned as her back arched, Visroth jumping in surprise as her belly seemed to move on its own– kicks from the child nestled deep in her womb. 

“What should I do?” His voice was suddenly nervous. Rosie writhed under the weight of her belly, a dome now sitting on her hips and stretching her skin out. 

“Ugh.. just…offer some advice or something… oh man.” She groaned, trying her best to sit up with her centre of gravity shifted. Having a baby was not on her plan of things to do that day. Everything was moving so fast– too fast. The kid inside her was wiggling about, kicking and shifting her organs against her will, her back was aching and her pelvis was starting to get sore. It wasn’t even the worst of what would be happening in just a few minutes. Visroth rubbed the back of his neck. 

“Well when the lady down the hall had her baby she was standing up…so maybe gravity helped get it out?” It was a weak attempt at helping. Rosie rolled over onto her side, grimacing as the baby inside her shifted and rolled in protest as she tried to heave herself up. It was more than just gravity, she thought, it was the poor woman bearing down with all her might as well. A scene that would be shown in this room all too soon. 

“You…so owe me…” Rosie groaned again, throwing her legs over the edge of the bed and putting a hand to her globe of a belly. The baby had managed its way to sit head down. Rosie knew nothing about pregnancy and yet she still could tell that a head was now nestled deep in her pelvis, inching its way to the real world. Visroth nodded, shifting so he was awkwardly standing, still naked, in the room. 

“I….yeah…I guess I do..” He trailed off. Rosie sucked in a breath as she let her belly hang between her legs, the growth slowing down and keeping her stomach positively massive. She glanced over to her phone, grimacing as she noted the time. 

“I’m gonna pop any minute now, and this is all your fault.” She would be joining the long list of friends and colleagues she knew that had gone through this now. Just last week one of her coworkers showed up to work with a saggy stomach and had to explain what happened, or how the news would frequently talk about the various surprise babies that were born on planes or in movie theatres. Rosie was about to throw Visroth more curses and glares his way when she felt something inside her clench around her stomach and squeeze like nothing she had ever felt, her mouth dropping into an ‘o’ and her eyes widening in shock. Thick, green fluid dribbled out of her pussy in a rush, spilling onto the apartment bedroom carpet. 

“Oh fuck!” Visroth jumped back, watching as Rosie gripped the bedsheets with her life; more fluid leaking from her pussy in glugs. Rosie felt every bone in her body scream ‘push’. This baby was done cooking and needed out and she was more than happy to help that goal. 

“Baby coming…baby coming right, ohhhh god, now!” She moaned, legs spreading as fluid leaked down her thighs. “Help me stand up!” She reached helplessly towards Visroth, her pussy throbbing already as she felt a head start to slowly inch it’s way down her cervix and through her birth canal. It felt surreal. Not painful like she might think, but more pressure than anything. Visroth stepped over the puddle on the floor and helped Rosie up, wobbling feet threatening to give out under her. He took this as a cue to just stay with her to make sure she didn’t fall. 

Rosie felt the baby sink down even lower as she stood up, groaning and putting a hand to her stomach as she felt the baby slowly press forward without her pushing. 

“Oh fuck….nnghh..this kid..oof..is in a rush..” she whispered, eyes looking up to her roommates. Visroth looked panicked. 

“What does that mean?!” 

Rosie spread her legs once more before slowly starting to sink down into a squat, taking Visroth with her as she heaved into her first push. 

“Nnnnnghhh! It…means…oooohhhmmmf… I’m… nnghh! Having your kid!” She grunted out, bearing down with everything she had to push the baby further into her birth canal. The kid seemed to be on the same side and slide effortlessly into place, their massive head slamming into Rosie’s lips within a push. 

“Aaah fuck! Oh god!” Rosie moaned, not giving a shit about who could hear her. Maybe the neighbour down the street was smirking to herself that she wasn’t the only one to have it happen to her. A moment of panting and breathing was bless to the birthing woman, before the next contraction heaved her belly up and Rosie was pressing her chin to her chest once more. 

“Come….nghhhh…on…” She paused to gasp for air before pushing again. “Get…ooooohhhh out!” She heaved down until she felt her lips start to part, more fluid dribbling out and pooling beneath her. If anything, she thought, she wouldn’t need to go to the gym for weeks now. Visroth just watched in a mix of awe and horror as the girl he was just previously cock deep in was now pushing out a baby. 

“You’re uh…doing great?” He offered. Rosie shot him a look before grunting again, heaving down and spreading her hips as far as she could. This head was gonna give her hell, she thought. 

“Shut…the fuck…up…” She panted. “Ohhhh my god! Shit this hurts! Ohhhhhhh…” The baby slowly inched its way forward more and more, lips spreading with each heave. Visroth slowly knelt down in front of her pussy and put his hands there, Rosie leaning on his shoulders for support. 

“I see the head! Keep going!” 

“I wasn’t…nnghh…planning on stopping!” Rosie barked, pushing between contractions now. All she had to do was get this kid out and she’d be golden. She could hear a ringing in her ears as she pushed, adjusting her stance every so often as her pussy slowly spread for the giant head. 

“Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Okay…almost there kid, come on…” she mumbled, feeling the head start to burn her lips apart as it crowned. “Gotta..nnnghh…get the ohhh head out and it’s easier…I think…” she croaked, sweat running into her eyes. “Get out…nnghhh!” Rosie’s stomach heaved with her next push, the baby pulling out to a full crown and then some as the head popped out from her vagina. Visroth put his hands gently on the baby’s head, looking up at Rosie as she rested between contractions.

“You make big babies.” Rosie panted, putting her hands to her shining belly. Visroth looked up at her with a crooked smile. 

“I’ll take that as a compliment.” He teased. Rosie shook her head as she spread her legs once again, getting ready to push. 

“Don’t. You’re never…touching..me…again..” She moaned, eyes screwing up as a contraction fully washed over her. Slowly, the baby’s head started to turn, fluid dribbling from around the neck as Visroth gently supported the head. Rosie pushed, pussy flexing out a bit as the shoulders started to spread her even wider. 

“Nnnngaaaahhh! Fuck me…” She groaned, keeping the push up as long as she could. Visroth snickered. 

“That’s how we got here…” 

“Shut up and help me get this kid ouuuutttttt” Rosie’s voice cut ouff with a moan, grunting as she leaned into pushing. The baby slowly, inch by inch, began to slide out of her. Shoulders slowly inching their way forward before one arm suddenly popped out from the comforts of her birth canal, and then the other, the lower half of her new child still nestled snuggly in her vagina. 

“Half a baby out!” Visroth whooped, holding the slippery newborn so Rosie could birth the rest of it. Rosie huffed and writhe again. 

“Fantastic, get ready to catch 'cause this kid is coming out right this second.” She croaked, voice hoarse from grunting and groaning. Sucking in a breath, Rosie lifted her baby belly up as she leaned forward, clenching her muscles as hard as she could in a push. 

“Get out get out get ouuuuuuggghh!” And as quickly as this whole ordeal began, it ended. The baby slipped from her pussy in a gush of fluid that still pooled at her feet. Visroth grinned as the baby squirmed in his arms, looking up at a very tired Rose– her belly sagging beneath her hands now that it was empty. 

“I know you said you wouldn’t let me touch you again but….that was kinda hot.”