My friends have suggested for months that I start blogging... My best guess is they think it will replace my random text messages, which it will NOT (suckers). So this will be my forum for sharing my randomly delicious thoughts on everything from pasta to SCPM (see first blog entry) to the meaning of life, for all to read. God help you all.
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Painfully confirmed. Cake was not, in fact, the answer.
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Cake is not the answer. Clearly, someone asked the wrong question.
I may have turned 29 over the weekend, but my metabolism says we're still 28.
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When I'm working out to "Big Pimpin'" on Pandora and they throw me a Christian Mingle ad, I have to wonder what their strategy is...
"Oh hey, Jay Z fan, you seem desperate enough to pay for God's plan."
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I hate texting my sister because neither of us are capable of reading each other's tone, and we appear to get pissy for no reason.
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Would I rather freeze to death? Or die in a fiery explosion?
These are the questions one must ask herself when the gas furnace and/or thermostat is not working.
I seem to be leaning toward fiery death. Because I can't stop fucking with shit.
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My dog HATES baths. He is the smelly kid.
....because I am not strong enough to hold him down and it's getting too cold to hose him down outside.
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shorterexcerpts said: Full time or part time grad school? (Also, would this be a second master’s?)
Full-time ... and I guess I'll have to see how the financial aid plays out before I know how much I'll be working on top of it.
And yes, a second master's degree. Ridiculous, lol. But I'm very excited about it!
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Starting my application for grad school... (again)
yes, I prefer to spend the majority of my life in an institutional setting
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I've yet to see the media aggressively point out the utter hypocrisy of Congress members who run on "fiscal responsibility" planning to use tax revenues to pay INTEREST ONLY and no principle on our debts if we go over the cliff.
I'm not an economist, but I'm no moron. NO ONE who only makes the minimum payment due gets out of debt or could even remotely considered fiscally responsible.
I loathe these people.
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Have you noticed the price of milk going up lately? Yeah, that's Congress' fault - as a result of both the shutdown and not passing/renewing the Farm Bill. They're not just trying to take away food stamps, they're risking food becoming unaffordable for EVERYONE. HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE.
Scott Tipton (202)-225-4761
Cory Gardner (202)-225-4676
Doug Lamborn (202)-225-4422
#US house of representatives#hold congress accountable#government shutdown#farm bill#colorado#give a damn
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Two seasons of The Newsroom later, Olivia Munn is full-on my lady crush.
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That fatal explosion in the DC Metro system? The National Transportation Safety Board won't be investigating it due to furloughs.
Scott Tipton (202)-225-4761
Cory Gardner (202)-225-4676
Doug Lamborn (202)-225-4422
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Families of fallen US Soldiers are no longer receiving death benefits due to the government shutdown. These Representatives from CO are partially responsible.
Scott Tipton (202)-225-4761
Cory Gardner (202)-225-4676
Doug Lamborn (202)-225-4422
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Remember when you were little and all you had to do was write a few sentences about what you love? I love my family. I love my friends. I love my puppy. Here's a picture of happy things
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Today's Menu:
Homemade buffalo wings
Queso w/ chorizo
Chocolate chip cookies (fresh out of the oven) w/ vanilla bean ice cream
A Broncos win
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Day 6. I got too stressed thinking about it and ignored Day 5. These representatives from Colorado are partially to blame.
Scott Tipton (202)-225-4761
Cory Gardner (202)-225-4676
Doug Lamborn (202)-225-4422
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Day 4. 85% of the food in your grocery stores, and all seafood, will no longer be inspected by the FDA due to furloughs.
Scott Tipton (202)-225-4761
Cory Gardner (202)-225-4676
Doug Lamborn (202)-225-4422
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