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(Dumpster fire)
Germany is literally on fire this year
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So I’ve been ruminating on something all week…
Israel’s song, right?
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The chorus….
The chorus is just that deleted song from the Lorax…..
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Oh no.
Everything always comes back to the Tumblr sexyman…. 🫡
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i am doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome

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you just KNOW that if Bella had idk, worn eyeshadow? edward would have been like “oh, i can’t read the WHORE’S mind. that’s weird. anyways” and the book would have ended right there.
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this is how people look talking about mads mikkelsen

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WE HAVE CAPTURED AND RESTRAINED THE LITTLE GERMAN BOY IN LEDERHOSEN ROAMING THE STREETS. YOU ARE SAFE NOW
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NSFW will be tagged as #lemon sorta NSFW is #Lime Weird fet shit/ extreme NSFW is #orange reblog to spread awareness that we’re back on the citrus scale
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lower the retirement age to 3. im sick of this shit
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reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.
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Cassian, giving Nyx a toy sword: Look Rhys, his technique is already better than yours
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That face cats have when they’re very young and they look like they just woke up from a four hour nap,, yeah
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the only part of the internet worth salvaging are youtube comments under woodworking/blacksmithing videos written by boomer dads
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