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If I was a vampire I'd always go for the femoral artery so I could feed from between the thighs and stick my face in my victims crotch and lick and drain them and the other vampires would all think I was weird and I'd say stuff like "no bro it's just slightly less oxygenated so it has a better flavor it's more subtle" and they'd all say it's just a weird sex thing and they'd be right

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THE SUMMER HIKARU DIED - 1.08 "Contact"

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🏒 hockey ask game 🏒

favorite team

favorite player

the team you grew up a fan of

first game you went to

last game you went to

next game you're planning on going to

have you ever been to a cup parade/celebration?

if any player could be on your team, who would it be?

who was your first favorite player?

favorite retired player

do you collect hockey cards?

do you collect something that's not cards? (pucks, jerseys, etc.)

do you have anything signed by or from a player?

the team with the best mascot

the team with the best logo

a moment you can't stop thinking about

best moment from last season

favorite line

favorite d-pair

favorite duo

favorite goalie

favorite broadcaster

favorite prospect

do you watch any leagues other than the nhl?

do you watch college hockey?

what's your favorite international hockey team?

favorite trade

least favorite trade

a player that just signed to a new team you're excited to see

what would your nickname be?

make your dream six player team. who's on it?

what rule would you add to the nhl?

what rule would you remove from the nhl?

city you'd give an nhl expansion team

city you'd give a pwhl expansion team

pick a sport to crossover with hockey (like the mlb/nascar thing)

which team has the best color scheme?

which team has a color scheme you'd change?

which player are you picking first in a fantasy draft?

a team you want to start watching

an old team you'd bring back

if you made a new nhl team, what would it be named?

power play or penalty kill?

do you play hockey?

can you ice skate?

if you can't/don't play, do you want to? would you want to learn?

what position do you/would you play?

what would you number be?

what team would you play for?

the player you most want to see win a cup in their career

an underrated player

an overrated player

an award you'd add to the nhl awards

are you superstitious (regarding hockey)?

do you believe in hockey curses?

favorite theme night?

a theme night you'd add

you get any one jersey for free. which player/team/jersey are you choosing? (alternate and theme jerseys count!)

you have to have dinner with one player. who are you picking?

if you could have any hockey-related job (non-player) what would it be?

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my lawyer is yearning dawg i’m going to jail

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i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

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if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

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Saw that Shoresy got a game now I need a Letterkenny game

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letterkenny fanfiction is so fascinating because they'll dive into the characters childhoods growing up together and I would love to know when the fandom decided certain things about their lives before the show cause specific staples show up in nearly every fic

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Quick appreciation for how hot Darry looked in this scene anyways if you like letterkenny you’d like me okay bye

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sleepy💤

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It’s my birthday today and I have lost control of my life so I’m going to watch my favorite Letterkenny episodes (Super Soft Birthday and then S12 E5) and pretend like my life is NOT in a downward spiral

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it’s so funny when you watch a show or play a game where you know the fandom is super hype about a ship and you’re like “there’s no way they are actually like that™” but then you consume that media and are like “holy shit how did the fandom undersell how fucking gay these losers are”

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By Lathander! A painting study! (based on Sir Galahad, the Quest for the Holy Grail)

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Rewatching YOI in 2025 and I feel the same way I did back in 2016 watching it as it aired

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time for my annual yuri on ice rewatch

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I WON THE WAR

Fighting a war (trying to get Chappell Roan tickets)