i wish every engineer a âtry going around your building in a wheelchairâ
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"Oops! Wrong spell-"
This was a headcanon a friend in discord suggested last year before the season finale. It's been in my WIP file dusting (like my other stuff đ). So basically just some Collector magic shenanigans happened and poof! They got body swapped- đ„
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iâve thought about becoming a teacher but then i remember that i have cannot-ever-define-a-word-even-if-i-know-what-it-means disease and like. what if some kid asks me what a word means and i just have to stare at them in total silence and utter terror and then awkward walk-jog back to my desk to look it up on my computer & read it aloud in the most sheepish idk what the fuck iâm doing voice. what if, huh? what the fuck am i gonna do then? it wonât even end there because my vocabulary? pretentious. my memory? the library of alexandria. my doubt in myself? astronomical. so i would end up doing the same fucking thing next period even if itâs for the same word.
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Iâm really into the meta-narrative of Across the Spider-Verse. They couldâve come up with a different name for canon events, like Stable Dimension Events or some other made up nonsense, but the term canon events really paints it this as a conversation about adaptations on Spider-Man and his various off shoots. Hell, it could apply to comics and adaptations as a whole. Is it still Spider-Man if he doesnât get Uncle Ben or some equivalent killed? Is it really Batman if he doesnât vow to never kill? Even if it looks like Ultron, is it still Ultron if itâs origin and personality are different?
And itâs kinda the perfect subject matter to be tackled by Miles, the Spider-Man who gets to be his own Spider-Man. Look at the vast majority of the named spider people in this movie. Theyâre either based on existing people in Spider-Manâs story or theyâre some permutation of Peter Parker. Miles isnât another Peter nor is he a âwhat if this character was bit instead of Peterâ. Miles exists purely to be the next Spider-Man after his Spider-Man died. There arenât any expectations to play out the same story as Peter, because Peterâs story was already played out in his world. He has every right to make his own story, play by his own rules, go through adventures no other Spider has gone through. Every Peter has Uncle Ben die, but Milesâ call to action is never consistent. Ultimate comics had his mom die, Into the Spider-Verse had his uncle, and PS4 Spider-Man had his dad. Milesâ story is fluid in a way no other Spiderâs is because heâs ironically not running in Peterâs shadow and established story. Heâs an anomaly because every universe has runs on one Spider logic except his.
Which is also why Miguelâs such a fascinating choice as the antagonist. Because, a lot of what I can say about Miles could be said about Miguel. Traditionally, the Spider-Man of the year 2099 isnât an alternate dimension Spider, heâs just a Spider-Man from a time after the originalâs run. He is, just like Miles, the second Spider-Man who exists after Peterâs demise. And just like Miles, he doesnât have to play by Peterâs rules, having a vastly different tone and manifestation of powers. So itâs also perfect that Miguelâs positioned against Miles specifically because heâs tried going against the flow, going against âcanonâ and has suffered for it.
So the narrative is about two Spider-Men who can write their own story, fighting over whether or not they can deviate from the template set by the original story and if their story could survive it. Into the Spider-Verse said anyone can be Spider-Man. Across the Spider-Verse asks if Spider-Man is allowed to be anyone other than the Spider-Man.
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the funniest thing ever just happened to me
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Y'all I wish it was "no thoughts head empty"- instead I'm "many thoughts head full" bitch I am at capacity
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FYI if anything I say is contradictory it's cause I have like 8 different opinions at once and I actually have no idea what's going on
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Need a little sign taped to my forehead that says âVery busy. May burst into tears if given a simple task.â
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I just want queer safety and queer happiness
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pov your archon is annoying
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