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LILA IS MOVING TO A NEW MARVEL MULTI

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okay, but lila as a high schooler, with friends and classmates thirsting over avengers. just like... ‘no, they’re just dorks that make really bad jokes. also please never ever say hawkeye is hot ever again.’

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“the name’s harpy and i’ve got this.” lila growled, voice dropped an octave. “asshole’s been taking advantage of girls around here, about time he got taught a lesson.” and she was more than happy to kick the ass of a local slimeball.

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she also has a trick arrow that plays ‘shot to the heart’ when it impacts

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when lila takes up vigilantism (in college), she goes by the name ‘harpy’. later, when she’s made legit (by a tired and disapproving dad) she takes up the name ‘sparrow’

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“They’re gods, and they need someone to keep them down to earth.”

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my traitor brain: listen. super villain lila barton

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sentences from the youtube series  ,  buzzfeed unsolved .  primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .

“ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”

“ it’s not impressive  ,  no one’s impressed ”

“ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”

“ as god as my witness  ,  he snapped him in half ”

“ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”

“ you can live in the cave ”

“ i’m a big fan of your name ”

“ the fact that you steal  ,  that’s really funny to me ”

“ that’s the greatest thing to steal  :  a man’s joy ”

“ because i’m a masochist ”

“ i’m going to regret this ”

“ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”

“ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”

“ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”

“ cowards  ,  all of you ”

“ i’m strange and off putting ”

“ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”

“ here you are  ,  smiling in the face of the devil ”

“ i hate bats ”

“ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”

“ not today devil birds  ,  not today ”

“ i think i’m blacking out right now ”

“ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”

“ i think i’m gonna cry ”

“ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”

“ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears  ,  this is my worst nightmare ”

“ i’m standing on an altar alone ”

“ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”

“ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”

“ were you making horse noises ? ”

“ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”

“ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”

“ well this is horrifying ”

“ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”

“ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”

“ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”

“ you talk to hide from the silence ”

“ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”

“ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”

“ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles !  1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”

“ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”

“ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”

“ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”

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Sentence Starters

“I’ve never seen one of these completely to my taste so i decided to make my own!

ANGST

“I can’t do anything right.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“Why are you awake right now?”

“Why are you lying to me?”

“Wake up! Please wake up.”

“Forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.”

“Don’t you ever do that again!”

“Is that blood?” “…..No?”

“Please don’t lie to me again, I can’t take it.”

“Do you even still love me?”

“Nobody’s seen you in days.”

“Why are you awake?”

“I’m worried about you.”

“Can you shut up for once in your life?”

“Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.”

“Are you hurt?” “No.” “Then why are there bruises all over your face?”

“If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.”

“Leave! Me! Alone!”

FLUFF

“Go with me?” “As long as you hold my hand.”

“Is there a reason you’re blushing like that?” 

“Have you seen my hoodie?” “Nooo.” “You’re wearing it, aren’t you?”

“Have you always been this beautiful?”

“OH you’re jealous!”

“Can we stay like this forever?”

“Please just kiss me already.”

“I think you might be my soulmate.”

“Sleep over? Please?”

“Are we on a date right now?”

“I think I’m in love with you.”

“He’s so pretty I think I’m gonna faint.”

“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”

“Am I your lockscreen?” “You weren’t supposed to see that.”

“I missed you so much.”

“Do you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are?”

“I’m here for you.”

“I wish we could live together already.”

MISC

“All I do is drink coffee and say bad words.”

“Quit touching me, your feet are cold!”

“I think I just ripped my pants.”

“Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!”

“Can I pet your dog?” “Do I know you?”

“Did you seriously just get your foot stuck in a toilet?” “Maybe.”

“If I die, I’m haunting you first.”

“But I’ve never told you that before.” 

“Stop being grumpy, it’s lame.”

“So, uh, I locked the keys in the car.”

“Is the cat in a onesie?” “Uh, no?

“Can we please stop running? I think I’m dying.”

“You come here often?” “Well, I work here. So I think I’d have to say ‘yes’.”

“Aren’t we supposed to be working?”

“Give me attention.”

“YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!”

“Okay, so maybe I didn’t see that coming.”

“I’m too sober for this.” “You don’t even drink.” “Maybe I should start.”

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local archery child is awake, but i have to go do my nano writing. will reblog some memes

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eyas; a young hawk, especially (in falconry) an unfledged nestling taken from the nest for training.

independent rp blog for lila barton from the mcu

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got screencaps from endgame so working on lila’s icons once more uwu

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The Barton Family

Looking forward to seeing more of them in the Hawkeye show in 2021

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tiredqueertm‌:

Chloe pressed a kiss to her daughter’s hair with a sigh.  “I’m here for awhile, yeah. I told them I won’t be going anywhere unless the world’s endin’.”  She promised, rubbing a hand over Lila’s back.  “Cause I like the world, an’ you and your siblings happen to live in it.”

The archer then leaned back to look at her daughter.  “We can start lessons tomorrow, how’s that sound?”

She gave an excited shout before throwing her arms around her. “Thank you thank you thank you!” She’d wanted to learn since she was eight but it she never got around to asking. “I can’t wait. I’m gonna be the best student you’ve ever had. Ever.”

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@tiredqueertm | x

“Are you home for a while this time?” She asked, snuggling against her mother. “Because I thought maybe you’d be willing to teach me to shoot. Momma wouldn’t let me try without asking.”

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“After the whole accords situation, Clint and Scott took a deal. It was too tough on their families. They’re on house arrest.”

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I love you 3000