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There’s no one here to look at this, this is simply for my own personal records and future reflections. I have a calc II assignment that I should be working on. I am not. I am here on tumblr after months away, doing my annual “hey wonder if there’s anything cool goin on” checkup. And I’ve found it. my reason to be on here for extended periods of time. The Stardew Valley tag. I’m so glad I’m alive for all this wholesome content.
#oh hey its me i apologize immediately#words#Stardew#Oh my god I cant stop playing#I really should be working on this assignment#but my big gf Leah is waiting for me#i love u leah#sweet dear sweet leah
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first day of the semester: this isn’t so bad! maybe i actually won’t be an absolute mess this time around.
third day of the semester:

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You’ve been hit by 🔪
You’ve been struck by 🔪
A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪
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Julius Caesar: haha what’s up with all the knives this is a party guys lighten up Brutus, and the other 22:

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me: *shows my friend a picture of a possum in a hat, expecting delight*
my friend: ew!
me:
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just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
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shirt off
legs spread
meat out
not a care in the world bro

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4 a sec I was like o no I missed 4.13!!!!
Than I remember
Its 3
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