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the Crofts || Ewan, Lara, Lars, Elizabeth

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the very SAD truth

(from Google+)

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@nevermorningstar replied to your post: the devil searching for a house: satan: i’ll take...

               “Ugh, I hate pizza.”

‘ Drama Queen. I’m guessing it was that attitude that was part  of you getting kicked out of Heaven? ’

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the devil searching for a house:

satan: i’ll take it.

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headcanon

           unbeknownst to satan ( @nevermorningstar ),                  even lars has had conflicts with the supernatural,            more specifically death.                     and it started after he raided a tomb containing            the skeletal remains of an european priest who                 also dealt with necromancy.              sure, lars can’t kill satan.                but i bet if he had that runed scythe ...

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        ‘ that’s it, motherfucker (ᵍ̶ᵉ̶ᵗ̶ ̶ᶤ̶ᵗ̶ˀ), i’m sending you back                             to hell where you belong ...                           right after i cut your dick off. ’

     oh shit, here come dat boi                (with a crusader sword straight outta the                             holy water of jerusalem)!                               oh shit! waddup?

' oh c'mon. where's that giant, red-skinned, horned, demonic looking satan we all know, and ... *COUGH* -love-*COUGH* '

“Fucking your mom.”

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               ‘ yes, because a 1980′s made AT-AT with the framerate of a                  1920′s projector is superior Star Wars technology. sure. ’

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                         ‘ why does every adult shit on the prequels?                 honestly. were they that bad? ’ a sigh escapes his teeth.                ‘ sure, ma, let’s watch that cheesy death star explosion.                      for you. ’

(  @lilbcy.  )

               ❝ Before I leave for Thailand, how about we spend the day watching ALL of the Star Wars films in chronological order — skipping the prequels, of course. ❞

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ive_been_through_alot.exe

art.

like

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            ‘ oh yeah, i do. back then i was curious.                              a few seconds ago i was just goofing off.                         but at least when my head was stuck in                 between the railing, i had as much oxygen                   in the room as i needed to breathe. ‘

             ‘ but i guess no one in the 18th dynasty would think                    some grave-robbing bloke would have such                         a treasure stuck on their head. any more diddly                 daddlying, and i think there will be another reason              why these things are called “death masks” ‘

               seriously, though. he was losing oxygen that mask ....                                                                                                        .... fast.

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                 ‘ sure. would you like my entire head or                                               just the skull itself to go with it? ‘

                                  he remarks.                        there was no way he was going to          get out of this unscathed.

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some genetic math

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          when you finally find that rare king tut death mask                   from his tomb made completely out of gold.

                  when you put it on, it gets stuck, and now you can’t                     get it off.

                             ‘ @raidstombs, a little help ...  ‘

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@spaceboundkerbal @poppycola

i also had issues with my mac tonight so in a way i relate