I’m over here dying to have a wife and straight men are still making “marriage ruined my life” jokes. Like? Buddy? First of all that’s never been funny. Second, if you don’t want your wife I’ll take her
you know that feeling when you cannot fucking wait to be in a relationship and you day dream about what you’ll do on dates with your future s/o but also at the same time you’re afraid to put yourself out there AND YOU JUST DON’T FEEL READY bc same